The
following ones are our own:
"Life after Pop Idol for
Gareth! Apparently, he has been signed up to advertise various
McVities Products. My moneys on him advertising Penguins first
(P-P-P-P-P-Pick up a penguin!)"
"BMG are sure that Gareth
Gates is a sure fire smash with the clubbing community. They are
also happy because they won't have to high an expensive DJ to
remix his songs. They'll just get him to perform live!" |
This
one has been sent in by Jessieangel49@aol.com
30
years down the line and Gareth's been sacked. He's lost his job
as a pop star so he goes off 2 the Job Centre 'cos he's got no
money 'cos he's spent it all. He says to the man "Have u
got any jobs for me?" and the man says "Yeah but we've
only got 1 left - Selling encyclopedias" So Gareth takes
the job. The man gives Gareth 10 encyclopedias and says "If
you can sell these in half an hour you can have the job!"
So Gareth goes off and he comes back 10 minutes later "I've
sold 'em all!" "What's your secret?" The man
asks. Gareth replies "I'm not telling you!" The man
says "OK then." And gives him 20 encyclopedias and
says "If you can sell these in and hour you can have the
job!" So Gareth goes and comes back half an hour later
"I've sold 'em all!' The man asks what his secret is, but
Gareth refuses to tell him. So the man gives him 100
encyclopedias and says "If you can sell these in 3 hours
you can definitely have the job!" Gareth goes off - an hour
later he's sold them all and the man asks him again "What's
your secret?" Again, Gareth doesn't tell him. The man gives
him 1000 encyclopedias "If you can sell 'em all in 3 days
you can have the job!" Gareth comes back a day later he's
sold 'em all! Yet again he doesn't tell the man his secret. The
man then gets a truck load of bibles - "There's about
1,000,000!" He says "Right I swear this time if you
can sell all of these in a year you can definitely definitely
have the job!" Gareth comes back a week later "Right,
I've sold 'em all" The man says "Right, you can have
the job, but you have to tell me your secret first" Gareth
replies "Well I just say to people 'Do you want to buy an
encyclopedia or do you want me to read it to you?"
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