This page used to be called 'Latest activities of the Dorkshire Dictators', but we are branching out. We will now include anything Dorkshire related.

Two new articles about the personalities in Dorkshire. First up: an interview with Alex about various facets of the state. Secondly, find out what the Dorks think about their leaders, the infrastructure and planned takeovers.

There is a plot afoot in Dorkshire concerning a takeover by Graham, according to this information slid under DWD's virtual door. Whilst Alex is seen as the more public face of the campaign it appears that Graham is not without his supporters. A dissident splinter group are circulating political graffiti in the hope that Graham will rule Dorkshire alone and unaided. DWD has inside knowledge that Graham is closely involved with the group, having given them the idea (and some sweets) in the first place.

This image is typical of the group's artistic outlet for their violent leanings, Graham has even offered them the opportunity to flay alex in the torture chamber should he be promoted to sole dictator. What we want to know is: what is Alex going to do about this threat to his livelihood?

Alex learns to ride! This picture has recently been delivered to DWD headquarters, and shows Alex clearly enjoying getting acquainted with a beautiful animal. No wonder he looks pleased, for as Alex himself puts it - he hasn't had a good ride in ages.

The very latest on Alex's secret sister has been delivered into the hands of DWD by none other than Max Graves. The full info can be found here DWD has found some pictures of Graham from his twilight past. This particular one shows Graham about to take the role of canary, in his radiation proof army gear. The role was ,simply to warn other miners down t'pit of toxic gases in the air by falling over for a long time.

This has stood him in good stead to share a house with Alex...

Graham has not been seen on the lecture circuit for some time. Reports suggest that he has been living the high life and has been seen out and about on holiday. The official line states that he is simply 'taking a break to get on with some research for his next sellout speech, tentatively titled 'Graham, Alex and the Gobs of Fire'.'

Dorkshire insiders do say that Graham has said that he 'can't be arsed' and ghostwriters will have to write the speech, we will let you know if any more evidence arises. To ensure media interest, the real title will not be selected until nearer the date, and the speech will go on sale in hardback copy from midnight on the day to allow Dorks who must work 23 hours time to compulsively purchase it. It has a price of 12 Dorkmarks, which the average Dork takes a year to earn. Alex says that this is a bargain, intended to allow them time to save for next year's speech.

Alex's guestbook has had some rather interesting entries lately. The first is written by a person claiming to be 'The Shadow', obviously a follower of the popular cartoon series. However, this Shadow intends to take over the reins of power from the current leadership. His/Her webpage can be found in the links section. If anyone has any ideas who the Shadow is we would very much like to be informed. Despite the name, the threat may be very real...

The legal battle between Prof. King, his lawyer, and Graham rages on. The history of Dorkshire is a total fabrication and invoking Shanks and Tilley is not a valid get-out-of-jail-free card. Is it? We at DWD headquarters find it hard to believe that Dorkhire's leadership feel the need to descend to Law talkin guys to prove their point. Surely if their power is absolute and i quote they are a 'strong leadership' and 'infallible' they will not need the law: the very law which does not apply in Dorkshire to approve of their fairytale? You're losing touch guys....

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