Despite the total lack of education for Dorks, who apparently do not have the brain capacity to cope with anything but
the simplest tasks, many of the Dorks appear to have access to the internet. This in itself can be seen as a glaring problem for the leadership who resent the
incursion of anything non-dorkshire for its residents. Alex will say that they are allowed to use the net to look at his site, but surprisingly there are a range of
views about the state and the leadership including some that are less than complimentary.
The views of the Dorks themselves are usually expressed in poorly written yet vitriolic terms, which is understandable given the warlike
mulch they are fed by Alex's brainwashing squadron and lack of education. They provide us with many viewpoints, and DWD intends to give Dorks the voice we feel
they deserve. We do not intend to provide blinkered anti-dorkshire items only, all views in Alex's guestbook, even those submitted by Alex posing as
Dork number 678 will be considered.
So what does the Dork on the street actually think about Dorkshire's policies? The majority of the comments are about them. Here are a couple of
quotes from the guestbook made recently include this damning complaint about the 'website' fiasco, where Alex tried to use frames without doing any market research:
i have never spoken out against the leadership before but now i feel i must, what with this new
website and everything which, Mr Graves is right, has only confused me and my fellow dorks. framed sites were
fashionuble once but now are quite backward, i thought more of the leadership than this. yours, dork 23621
Alex's love dome came in for some stick too, although plainly this Dork is strangely infatuated by the leadership:
Dork 78231 where are the pikturs of alexs paliss we want to see them so we no owr leeder is happy can we visit
the paliss on owr day off becus the love dome was to expensiv and not gud valu for munney
The Dorks are often not too slow off the mark, as this entry reveals Alex to be masquerading as an ordinary Dork, and an expose from
the popular Dork gossip chain down t'pit:
alex IS dork number 678 how sad he couldnt find any support from real dorks gie it a kikin. the
shadow is really alexs secret sister who has gone underground with a campaign of her own she was down pit
tother day torkin bout leedin.
Here are a couple of examples of Dork 678's entries, to prove that this Dork speaks the truth:
i am nott alix, i jus luv the leeders to much, they is grate and kool. the shadow is a fanni and he will be
beeten. the uther dorks that says i am alix is stupid and rong. so shut yoor stinking hols.
Forget the flagrant self worship that characterises alex for a minute and just read the language.
If you needed any further proof, take a note of the times at which records 83 and 84 were made: The first by the leadership and the second:
deer leeders, the shadoo is a puf, i now oo ee iz an we lads dorn pitt giv im a kiking tother day. ee
wont truble yoos nomore. if ee shows iz faze agaan he is ded. we luv the leeders expex ecpes especcc mostly alix
tho, he cool. There are just a couple of minutes between the two. Suspicious?
We think so!
The Dorks are generally suspicious, and take any attempts to ridicule their county seriously and can respond in a vicious way:
Dork 52361: dere mister alex can you tell me who max graves is cos i want to smas his face in with a hammer or
sumthing hard if i am alowd out of pit i will find him and his gnomes and do this cos he makes me cros. P.S lots of
other dorks thing the same.
Dork 673302 JC you thick, the fling wale is greet the picture is only a artistics pression. I seen it over mi pit an it
grate. It cik yur ass anyday.
Some Dorks seek to advance through the ranks of power to hold the lofty post of DSP member. This is a childhood dream for most Dorks, bringing
as it does the opportunity to get out of the pit and get a wash. We all hope that this illiterate individual achieves his dream:
Dork 89231: i am not alix and i am not br bray not beein told what to rite. i luv the leeders and want to be in the
dsp so i can gie the shadow a shooin alix was dork 671 tho cos he wants to be part of the peepl but he isnt cos he
is the leedr graham is not leedin
Both this entry and the next seem to indicate that Dorks are not happy with the other half of the leadership at the moment.
Dorks think that Graham is not playing an active role although their views on the desirability of this are currently unclear. We cannot work out if they are grateful or chastising graham for his recent
lack of involvement.
Dork 9421: alix is grate leedr but his paliss is rubish its forlin down allredy. wer doz graham live we heer he is not
leedin enny mor.
Is Alex's palace about to fall down, undermined by constant mining beneath? We are sure that the Dorks will find out first, and wish to encourage their continuing participation in the guestbook scheme.