Up close an' Varmintal

So yer hankerin' t'knows me huh?

Wal ok read this hyar but be kind LOL.
Here is a few thin's about mahse'f thet some of yo' might not know.
Fust believe it o' not mah real name ain't MrSan'man41,yep it's true mah real name is Ron an' i jest play th' part of MrSan'man41 on th' web.
Well bust mah britches an' call me streaker.
I've made tons of friends on hyar some real nice an' some kinda peekoolyar an' they knows who they are.
ah was born an' raised o' as some say hatched grrr in Long Betch Calif.
June 5,1957 LOL which makes me a old fart t'some of yo',but hey i'm yo'nger than a few of yo' also :-)~
ah was raised in Iowa by mah Maw an' Paw,yes i had a Maw an' Paw an' they were hoomin t':-)~ LOL they even admitted thet i was their son hmmm hoof it figger.
ah have a brother an' two sisters which i pick on ev'ry chance i git cuz Hey i'm th' oldess an' thets whut i does hehehe.
ah moved t' IL.about 10 o' 11 years ago af'er i got married up wif t'th' wo'lds greatess woomin an' her nic is Angel-Eyes-34 an' her nic fits her cuz i love them eyes.
She gave me 3 fellas which is pow'ful great cuz now i got trucks an' stuff t'play wif.....ummm when they let me :-( they he'p keep th' kid in me alive which is a real nice feelin' even fo' a old duffer like me.
Yo' will git t'see mah li'l fambly in a bit cuz i got a photo album aroun' hyar somewhar jest keep readin' an' yo'll find it.

Click Hyar eff'n yer hankerin' t'knows me even better.

Click Hyar t'go back home.