Up close and Personal

So yer want ter know me huh?

Well ok read this but be kind LOL.
Here is a few fings about meself that some of yer might not know.
First believe it or not me real name ain't MrSandman41,yep it's true me real name is Ron and i just play the part of MrSandman41 on the bleedin' web.
I've made tons of muckers on 'ere some real nice and some kinda strange and they know 'oo they are.
I were born or as some say 'otched grrr in Long Beach Calif. June 5,1957 LOL wich makes me a ole fart ter some of yer,but hey i'm yunger than a few of yer also :-)~
I were raised in Iowa by me mum and dad,yes i 'ad a mum and dad and they were human ter :-)~
LOL they even admitted that i was their son 'mmm go figure.
I 'ave a bruvver and two sisters wich i pick on evry chance i cop cause 'ey i'm the bleedin' oldest and thats wot i do 'ehehe.
I moved ter IL.about 10 or 11 years ago after i got married ter the worlds greatest tart and 'er nic is Angel-Mince pies-34 and 'er nic fits 'er cause i luv them mince pies.
She gave me 3 fellas wich is right great cause now i got trucks and stuff ter play wiv.....ummm wen they let me :-(
they 'elp keep the kid in me alive wich is a real nice feelin' even for a ole duffer like me.
Yer will cop to spot my wee family in a bit cause i got a photo album 'round 'ere somewhere just keep readin' and yer'll find it.

Click 'ere if yer want ter know me even better.

Click 'ere ter go hammer and tack home.