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Pick-Up Lines
Ahhh, pick-up lines. The great one-liners that can either land you a laugh and embarresment or a possible number. Either way you have to love them. I have collected some of the best here. I have also recieved a bunch from visitors. Keep them comming, they are great!
- Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
- I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I'll sure make your bed-rock.
- When God made you, he was having a very good day.
- The Bible says my body is a temple. Do you want to come over for midnight mass?
- I lost my phone number, can i have yours??
- Your legs must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
- If I invented the alphabet I would of put U and I together.
- You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right and I'll do it your way.
- Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you're the bomb!
- Oh! Sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
- You look a bit down. Mind if I pick you up?
- Your body must be Visa because it's everywhere I want to be.
- Here I am. Now what are your other two wishes?
- Is your last name Campbell?
'Cuz you are mmm-mmm good!
- Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
- Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.
- Improve your image - be seen with me!
- If I follow you home will you keep me?
- Is your dad a baker? Cuz you've got some nice buns!
- Are you a Parking ticket because you got Fine writen all over you!
- "If I were a puppy, would you let me follow you home?"
- Does your dad work at Snapple? Cuz you're made from the best stuff on earth!
- Someone hand me a map! I'm lost in the sparkle of your eyes.
- Hi, I'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?
- Can you direct me to the nearest phone box, because I have got to call God to tell him I've found his missing angel.
- I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
- Damn, girl, was your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout.
- If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
- I lost my virginity, can I have yours?
- You have 236 bones in your body, want one more?
- Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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