Jessica Simpson is an idiot.
Mood:  don't ask
Just thought I'd share that with the group.

So I haven't written in a week, and I don't really have anything funny to say, but I thought that I should post something.

Linda is leaving. Well, actually, she's gone. Even though I'm really happy for her, I'm also really sad and angry (though not at all angry at her), so if you see me walking around somewhere, don't be surprised if I punch you. Pornography Ken likes to blame all of my problems on being a woman, so you can do the same. But if you tell me that you're doing that, I'll probably punch you again. Harder.

I saw I, Robot last night. It was pretty good. The special effects were unbelievable and Will Smith was really good (man's got a cute butt!) and so was Bridget Moynahan (the mean girl from Coyote Ugly. My only issue with the movie is, if that's how the world is supposed to be in 31 years, we have a hell of a lot of work to do - so Bill Gates, get at it!

Well, that's all I've got for now.

Oh, I hope you all check out the Democratic National Convention and give my man Kerry a couple minutes of your time. You won't regret it!

Quote of the Blog
"You're the dumbest smart person I've ever met." ~ Spooner
later...
"You're the dumbest dumb person I've ever met." ~ Calvin