What a world...
Mood:  surprised
MJ
So Alexis just informed me that Michael Jackson is expecting quadruplets... and before you think the King of Pop has become the Queen of Pop, apparently some woman in Florida is expecting the four mini-molesters and the King of Pop is the pop through sperm donation.

Can I just say this? AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

Alexis also brought up the subject of names. Mike's children are named Prince Michael I (the unfortunate first born), Paris Michael (the girl), and Prince Michael II aka Blanket (dangling baby who will forever fear heights).

Mike, in case you're listening (or reading, as the case may be) here are my suggestions for names:

Tissue - Soft, cuddly and absorbent. What more could you ask for in a child?

Djibouti - The African country would represent Michael's fading ethnicity.

Elmo - Tickle me.

Fluffernutter - Sweet and gooey, with much the same consistency as Michael's skin.

Dipsy, Po, Laa-laa, and Tinky Winky - Four teletubbies, four Jackson kids, equal chance of being gay.

Money for Nothing and the Checks for Free
I just earned $100 for about 1 minute's worth of work. Kick ass!!

I got my mail yesterday and there was a letter from Reader's Digest. I just figured it was probably about a subscription renewal. Imagine my surprise when I opened the letter and found a check... for $100... without much of an explanation... All there was was an index card saying "Thank you for your contribution. It will be seen in an upcoming issue, you lucky dog, you." or something like that. Well, it's actually in the current issue, a Quotable Quote that I submitted a couple of months ago. It's on page 73, in case you were wondering.

You can no longer say my obsession with Jennifer Garner doesn't pay off. It pays $100!

Yesterday's Blog
I've been informed by Pornography Ken, for that is now his name, I'm having it changed legally, that my blog yesterday wasn't that funny. I would like to point out by saying I prefaced that blog entry by saying it wasn't going to be very funny. This just confirms my suspicions that Ken really can't read. He must have had someone else read it to them and they skipped that first part. That is the only explanation I can think of.

Ta ta!

Quote of the Blog
"Never do what you can overdo!"
~ Lucy Coe, General Hospital