Songs that Suck
Could somebody please tell me what a milkshake is? (Aside from the yummy ice cream variety, of course.) I am referring to that awful song by some girl who can't really sing or rap so she attempts to do a version of both to a catchy techno beat.

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like 'it's better than yours,' damn right it's better than yours, I could teach you, but I'd have to charge."

What does this mean? Does it mean that the singer is like Parker Posey's character in Waiting for Guffman? ("I always have a job at the DQ.") Does she work at an ice cream joint like Dairy Queen and she's singing about offering her services to children in the school yard?

Or is it a euphemism for something sexual, like her butt? I can get the shake part, but not really the milk part... Is it a race thing? Or does it just mean that her rear end is high in calcium?

What makes her milkshake better than mine? I mean, how can she tell when I don't even know what a milkshake is? Maybe it refers to her clothes or her hair or her IQ, in which case, I'm fairly certain mine is better than hers.

The real problem with this song is that it gets stuck in your head SO easily and stays there for SO long you want to jump out a window - and hope you land on your milkshake.


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