The Paddle Team Vs. Green Thumb Duo Part 28
By Bad Momma
A Round Robin of the CS Insanity Central ML
... Back at Rose Brigade Headquarters ...
Trowa remained rooted in place as he watched the disgusting old cross dresser lead an obviously impaired Duo away. He valiantly struggled against the vines as the rose bushes that had opened the gate began to draw it closed. Just when he thought he'd be stuck there forever the vines began to loosen and fall away. He was barely free of the vines when he heard rustling and grunting behind him. Turning toward the noises he saw Zechs and Heero extricating themselves from their viney prison as well; he went to lend them a hand. Finally free of their horticultural binds the two PaddleTeam members and one Rose Brigade Colonel began to regroup.
"Report!" Heero barked out, readjusting the fall of his tight - and slightly sticky - leather breeches. They'd be a bitch to get clean!
"GreenThumb Duo was somehow mesmerized by some weird old dude in a sparkly dress and taken away. I think he intends to plant him - against his will! Even the rose bushes were responding to his commands." Trowa panted.
Zechs, who'd gone to retrieve his shirt from nearby the fountain where he'd lovingly washed the beautiful mutant's locks earlier, chimed in with his own bit of information. "That weirdo is Dr. Seymour Tuberov. He was one of our foremost scientists until recently. We suspect that he's been using Rose Brigade resources for his own nefarious plans. If you're right about his intentions, we have to rescue GreenThunb, he's in serious danger!" He continued to dress himself.
Heero considered the information at his disposal. He'd seen Duo get firmly planted by Trowa, it had been a lovely scene and had definitely been a factor in him reaching his climax - he would have preferred to be the one doing the planting himself but couldn't begrudge his teammate's luck. The thought of that vile man doing the same thing to their lovely Duo was just unconscionable.
However, the thought of him doing that to their lovely Duo, now that was a nice thought indeed. He could even come up with several interesting positions in which to firmly plant their lovely Duo. Mmmm and then maybe he could get his... their lovely Duo to plant him, too. He'd always wanted to plant someone in that lovely marble tub on the second floor of the PTHQ, marble was a natural substance wasn't it. Mmmm, yes, and then maybe after they'd washed up a bit, they could move to the bedroom with the nice silk sheets; silk was natural, it was originally a plant too, right? Wait! He had to concentrate. If any of that was to happen, they needed to rescue him first. Then he could think about planting Duo.
Right. They needed to assess their current situation. They were free of the vines, the entire PaddleTeam was here - at Rose Brigade headquarters, they had transportation outside, they just needed to know where...
"Where would this Tuberov guy be taking Duo?" He directed his question at the Colonel. "How is it that he can control the plants? How far could he have gotten in such a short amount of time that Duo would lose control of the vines that were holding us in place? Does he have soem quaters nearby? Where is his base of operations?" He kept rattling off the questions without giving the others a chance to answer. "I think we should find the rest of the team and let them know what's going on. Trowa do you know where the others are?"
Trowa raised an eyebrow at that question. "They're probably still... engaged with the General. We left Quatre in charge of that little scene, remember?"
Yet again readjusting his pants after having retrieved his brush, Heero stopped to consider that. "Uh, right. Let's go break that little party up. We have work to do! Zechs," he turned to the Brigade Colonel, "do you agree to set aside our differences until this matter is resolved?"
Bowing his head slightly in an aristocratic manner the Colonel responded. "It is one of our loftiest goals, in the Rose Brigade, to see to the unhampered well being of all horticultural beauty... and a rose by the name of Duo, would still smell as sweet. It would be an honor to do so. And I do believe that the General may be able to help us determine the doctor's whereabouts as he assigned one of our junior officers to keep an eye on the man's activities. This way gentlemen." With a flick of the wrist, he motioned them to follow him inside.
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... Across town in an innocent looking building across the street from Rick's Adult Toy shop the Duos were busily preparing ...
Scientist Duo, with the help of Studious Duo and Brilliant Duo, had redoubled his efforts under the tutelage of Doc L. They were very close to finding a cure for Pretty.
After having informed Head Duo of the situation, Hacker had returned to... well, hacking the Rose Brigade's network for details on their organization. So far he'd provided floor plans of the Brigade's headquarters to Strategist Duo who had worked with Stealth and Thief on a plan to infiltrate their realm and voluminous amounts of research data on the Brigade's horticultural experiments to Librarian and Statistician - because Scientist was still busy working on the cure. Most damning of all, though, was the list of scientists employed by the Brigade.
Among them he'd found the name of the most nefarious horticultural scientist of them all, Seymour Tuberov, now known as Seymour Panties - though why anyone would want to see more of that man was beyond him! - and had reported back to Head Duo. They now had a viable plan to infiltrate the Rose Brigade's headquarters, free their beautiful brother GreenThumb and the PaddleTeam - they'd heard about the hotties that made up the team, hooyah! - and perhaps even turn the evil Tuberov in to the authorities for his crimes against humans and plants alike.
Meanwhile, Teenage Klutz Duo, Sex Kitten Duo and Uber-Goth Duo had been charged with loading the Duo-van and preparing it for the mission at hand. Innocent Duo and Domestic Duo had been relegated to preparing coffee and snacks for the planning session and for the mission. It was all coming together. They gathered one final time in the conference room across from the lab. They were finalizing the details of their master plan, just waiting for Scientist Duo and his assistants across the hall to announce-
"Eureka! We've got it! We've got it! Come on guys let's go tell the others. Now we can rescue GreenThumb!"