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---BTVS Quotes---

Xander:"Can I have you?"
Xander:"Uh...can I help you?"

Buffy:"I didn't think there'd be vampires on campus, and I don't care!"
Giles:"Then why are you here?"
Buffy:"To...tell you...that...I don't care...which...I don't...and...have now told!"

Giles:"A Slayer slayes, a Watcher..."

Buffy: "Who are you?"
Angel:"Let's just say I'm a friend."
Buffy:"Well, maybe I don't want a friend!"
Angel:"I didn't say I was yours."

Willow:"I don't actually date a whole lot...lately."
Buffy:"Why not?"
Willow:"Well, when I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anything cool or witty or at all. I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away."

Willow:"Does anybody mind if I pass out?"

Buffy:"You're my friend! You're my Xander-shaped friend!"

Xander:"What kind of a girly name is 'Angel' anyway?

Giles"Frankly, madam, I haven't the faintest idea what time it is, nor do I care. Now unlock his cell, unstrap him, and bring him to the telephone immediately.This is a matter of life and death!"

Willow:"According to Miss French's personnel records, she was born in 1907. She's like, ninety years old."
Giles:"And extremely well-preserved."

Buffy:"Bat sonar. Makes your whole nervous system go to hell. You can go there with it."

Giles:"If your identity as a Slayer is revealed, it could put you and all those around you in grave danger."
Buffy:"Well, in that case, I won't wear my button that says, "I'm a Slayer, ask me how."

Cordelia:"Hello, salty goodness!"

Owen:"So, where do you know Buffy from?"

Giles:"I had very definite plans about my future. I was going to be a fighter pilot. Or possibly a grocer."

Xander:"This is about not being in class."
Buffy:"You're right. Suddenly, the animals look shiny and new."

Xander:"You took a bath."
Buffy:"Yeah, I often do. I'm actually known for it."

Xander:"You know, I don't know what everyone's talking about. That outfit doesn't make you look like a hooker."

Xander:"That Cordelia's a regular breath of vile air."

Xander:"What are you vixens up to?"
Willow:"Just sitting here, watching our barren lives pass us by. Oh look, a cockroach."
Xander:"Let's stop this crazy whirligig of fun. I'm dizzy."

Xander:"I'm not saying anything. I have nothing to say."
Giles:"Does Angel have a tattoo behind his right shoulder?"
Buffy:"Yeah, it's a bird or somehing."
Xander:"Now I'm saying something. You saw him naked?"

Giles:"Well, I've examined it. You can, uh, uh, skin it."
Miss Calendar:"Scan it. Rupert, that's 'scan' it."

Buffy:"We are totally overreacting!"
Xander:"But it's fun, isn't it?"

Buffy:"Tell me the truth. How's my hair?"
Xander:"It's great. It's your best hair ever."

Xander:"Hey, I got to hit someone!"

Giles:"Well, I don't dangle a corkscrew from my ear."
Miss Calendar:"That's not where I dangle it."
Giles:(surprised and wierded out look)

Sid:"Lets just say there was me, there was a really mean demon, there was a curse, and the next thing I know, I'm not me any more. I'm sitting on some guy's knee, with his hand up my shirt.