Here are some random funny quotes for your pleasure.
"Be horny for Jesus" -- Me
Me: Last January 30 I stayed up all night at a lock-in and then I went out the next day for New Years Tim: You stayed up January 30 and went out for New Years? Me: I mean January 31
"Brochures, as you all know being at Messiah College, can make any place look nice" -- Proffesor Barnard
Me: Chip Your Teeth are like fangs Chip: Yeah, i know..they are for hunting down cantalope
"I'm not from Canana" -- Ev
GretaGarbo01: because IM is dangerous. very addictive. GretaGarbo01:pixels laced with crack.
Here's a nice quote from either Sept or Oct:
Julie's sister Janelle: Why dont you go out with Jim? He's nice. Julie: No, he's so annoying
"Jesus come out of that boy"
- Chip
"He doesn't go to Messiah? So he's a real person then?"
- Julie
yabio9: you should come in the middle of the night and kidnap me MsReeRee16: haha would your RA care? yabio9: hehehe...he woudln't have to know yabio9: unless you were mean to me..then i would just yell "you're not my mommy" over and over
"I like stealing stuff...i'm narcaleptic"
--Doug
MessiLiL1: (I wish there were a smilely face with a superman cape)
Moncada20: once again i will say it Moncada20: you are a workahilic
Awww Jim you have feelings. You're a real boy. -- Julie
"PUPPY!!!!!!!!" -- Lexi
"Would you like some condom---ments?" -- Amy, as she pulls a pack of salt from her bra strap
Julie: Do I cackle like a witch? Me: It's ok, you sound like a good witch, like Jeanie. Julie: Wasn't she a genie? Me (Long, confused look): Oh, yeah.
