Brainstorm...Ahhh......smooth, smooth brainstorm
Ok, seeing that it is 3 am and all, I'm going to try and do a freeform blog entry. It may seem crappy at first, but hey, I have to be up in 5 and a half hours. Which is always fun. Once this entry is done, I'm guessing it will be about quarter to four. Leaving me with 4:45 left. What to rant about. Well, always when freeform doing something, you need to do a brief and quite fast brainstorm. Just to be sure that you get ideas that are decently generalized and easy to write about.

:: boom :: Brainstorm :: thunder ::

1. global warming: what a crock
2. bill clinton: what a whore
3. monica lewinsky: queen of whores
4. Jak and Daxter: why i still hate this game
5. job hunting: where did i put my shotgun?
6. interviews for jobs: yes, i am in fact awesome
7. telemarketers: please wait while we redirect you to hold
8. why 7 items is a bad amount for a list: i hate the number 7

Well, that seems like a good list. Which to pick though. Ahh, yes. I have chosen.

Job Hunting: Where Did I Put My Shotgun?

Well, actually, I just liked this title. But, then again, I did choose it, so I may as well rant.
Yes, jobhunting is a very annoying thing to me and most other people. Number one, it's hellaciously awkward/nerveracking during interviews, number two, a majority of it is a waste of time, and number three, why are applications so boring and useless?
Well, first of all, when people ask you what position you applied for, and you say customer service, that means basically anywhere and if an opening is available, they won't hire you. If you say the position you are looking for is "Anywhere is fine", they won't hire you. If you are perfect for the job, and apply, they won't hire you. The only way to even get an interview is put forth EXTRA effort and call them asking if anyone has seen their application. Then, you have a better chance of getting an interview. But then, the hiring can't be un-discriminant(if there is such a word). Even if it says in the fine print that there will be no discrimination. Only if there was no interview process, and the applications were more extensive would it not have any possibility whatsoever. But, I lept off track there for a minute. I swear, it will probably happen again.

Secondly, and finally for the sake of time, I will do a short rant on global warming. Global warming is a giant crock. It should be tossed out like other ideas of unintelligence. Didn't anyone notice that the 'holes' in the atmosphere were spreading out slowly in those picture they were showing? I am thinking this is to compensate for the lackk of atmosphere in the 'holes'. It seems a whole lot like diffusion to me.

Well, I'm done ranting. Hope I didn't horrifically change your life. Or do I?

Final thought: When exactly did being a complete and total idiot make you think you could criticize awesome people in chatrooms? The awesome ones will always win any and all arguments. Such as myself.