Things that are awesome
Hmm, many things are awesome....such as:
-The best page in the universe and maddox with his ability to make anybody P.O.ed
-4 am brainstorms and their utter awsomeness
-The word 'awesomeness'
-My new mp3 player
-Stupid movies we took at fort kiwanis (the love shall not be overwelmed by the hate!)
-The daily show w/ jon stewart
-L337
-My frubies...yes, frubies (don't ask)
-HSR (Sbu)
-Music in general, 'cept that gay soft rock...some is sorta kewl...but most of it's gay

Thats an awsome list I have there.
Why thank me. I'm so polite.
Why?
Because when ppl are making me P.O.ed, I don't friggin punch ben in the face.
Oh.
What?
Nothing, just sounds like I'm bein a wimp.
WTF?
O, I just never realized that I was a twelve year old prepubescent girl.

(BTW, yes, that made no sense. Me dissing on myself in double first person w/ added third person action...would that possibly take it to the level of...FOURTH person? Maybe.)
Entertaining, yes. Interesting, maybe. Funny, at 7:30 am with added effect of being awake for 30+ hours. Sensical, no.

Splendiferous
I would have posted between now and the last time i did, but my comp was crashing and stuff. So, without more crap to fill up space....

Ordered my Multimedia Jukebox and the shipping date is TBA....(to be announced). But anyway....tucker is goin away in a day or so and then he'll be bak in a week or so...then a week after that he's movin to colorado for good.....sorta sux, but he's gonna do it anyway. He doesnt seem to mind that he's leavin, but....on to the next thing

got Unreal Tournament 2004 (to be referred to hereafter as UT2004) a week ago and i'm about halfway done with it....its awesome...i cant play it right now because i have to reinstall my computer again....but i can still play the instant action mode until it crashes, which it always does. And i can build levels for now....Expert tutorials.....yea, awesome.

I'm gettin back into yoga, it helps me be all energized and relaxed at the same time, which is kewl. Need to get into shape and you know what that means!...The YMCA.

So, that seems like enough postin for today...if I get bored later, I'll post more.

Work, Shmurk....
Today, I planned to go to Robby's....but....he didnt clean his room....also, a techno song goes quite well with my strobe light and shiny blue fan.
Currently, I'm in need of a gf....so, all u ladies out there...u heard me correctly. U kno u want me....
So, a question for ya....why is a tv called a tv set if it's only one thing?....or how bout this one....what would happen if you dropped a blue hat in the red sea?
First answer to the first question....because....ummm.....there's two....antennae......
First answer to the second question.......it would get wet....and for those of you who said it would turn purple....I will share a hearty laugh with myself.....ha.....mha.....mhahahaha.....

Then, I broke out a freestyle rap.

I'm a white guy, thats what they all say,
And they're all amused with the music I play,
And the way that I dance, so what if its crazy,
I break out of my house, wearin a bathin suit, baby,
once I said I was awesome, they looked on in awe,
I called 'em prepubescent, and gave 'em a trainin bra,
Don't sound real cool, well screw you too,
If ya dont like it, i got two for you,
screw you.
Eat some anal warts, beeotch.

Well, that was fun....got a little off of the beat at the end...but the beginning wasnt too bad...

Final thought: "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind? Okay, than hows about we take an arm or two instead.....use it as...revenge currency...."

training
o...btw, havent heard darude - sandstorm?.....o.....
i just never realized you were a prepubescent 12 year old girl......well, at least now i have someone to give this training bra to....does it cushion your developing bossoms? i thought so

Are u gonna eat that stapler?
And yes, I most definately can eat a stapler....basted in butter and thrown on the grill, a stapler can be quite fine on a tuesday afternoon

Get out my grill, man.

With that out of the way, I'm gonna start with some info on what I did today.

Went to school...throat hurt really bad, but i toughed it out cause I'm just that kewl...anyway, got a pass cause my mom somehow discovered my throat hurt....went to the doctor at 1:30....got outta world history...which was awesome.....and the lady who checked out my throat first said my uvula was deformed...then asked if i was on something....the pun was too easy, and i took it...."well, i'm on this table, but other than that...."....it was funny to me...after they figured out nuthin was wrong with me, i went home...and decided to do my homework...HA.....thats laughable....watched rupert get a million bucks...rupert's awesome....."i'm a pirate...i'm stealing your shoes"....went online...talked 2 my peeps....typed this.....

thats about it...btw...i'm listenin 2 some music.....
darude - sandstorm, d12 - leave dat boy alone, hoobastank - the reason (kickace video), and a couple of songs from flash animations I dloaded....

Quote: "How's your cheeseburger?"

Steam
I let off a buncha steam today and now my hand hurts...but lets backtrack a couple days....

on friday, i went from school, to bens house.
then, after about 3 hours of watching him play GTA vice city, tucker came over, we had some pizza, stopped by my house and went over to Jim's (bens moms boyfriend) house. We watched kill bill volume 1 and the most awesome movie that i had never seen before: Donnie Darko. It was awesome and we made fun of the old lady in it.
(*the old lady walked to her mailbox, looked in, turned around, went to the middle of the street, stood for a moment, and turned back to check the mail again....as she opened it....the words spoken were "Wait, we may still have mail....."* you have to watch it)
Then, we went to sleep.
Woke up.
Went to watch Kill Bill volume 2.
Went to tuckers house.
Hung out for a while.
Went drivin places.
Came back, made fun of Emnie (tuckers sister) and her friends as they tried to build a tent and didnt even get it to stand up.
Went to Hy Vee.
Asked tuckers mom for money.
Went back to tuckers.
Emnie still building tent...shot pencils out of a hanger at her.
Hung out in tuckers room.
Ben left.
We watched tv.
Went to sleep.
Woken up by emnie.
"There's a recliner on the curb and mom wants you to go get it." (this was said to tucker)
Went outside, grabbed recliner.
I carried it up to the apartment. (by myself)
found out it was broken.
Went back outside.
Found a broken chest of droors.
Broke it more and took the wood.
Went back to apartment.
Fixed chair with nails.
I went home.....on mothers day, gave my mom her present, and slept.

Alright, forward to today, i had to blow off steam. It was all because my world history teacher decided to give us an insanely hard test....and my grade, in 3 weeks time, went from 89% to 75%. I DONT GET C's......and i was pissed.....found a locker.....and beat it to hell.

And, that was my day...o, a good thing from today....jackie gave me her SN's so i can talk 2 her online. Also, listened to MP3 player for about 4 hours today...damn bananaphone song...stuck in my head from the flash animation.

Leavin ya wit a quote:
"Where can you see tigers? Only in kenya. We got lions and tigers, only in kenya. Forget Norway."
"Kenya believe it?"

LoopHole
I found a loophole in the blog thing...it lets me use and post on it....without the crappy error message...Which is quite awesome... Also, what word rhymes with engine? I cant think of any whatsoever... Well, the drake relays were awesome today...well, i assume they were...i stayed home...because there was no school....also, check out the freakin samurai rage thing below...!...its awesome....

Eat That One
Finally got the blog thingy to work....if ya wanna check out the post i did while it was being SUPER GAY....it's on the message board.

So, beyond that, I was super POed at school today...made a rap...really angry rap...like....hard rockin rap.....hard rap

So, Anyway.....its awesome...cant remember the rap, but it was kewl....

Once I get a job, it'll be kewl...cause i'll be buyin things like crazy....mp3 player first....then attachments for it....cable modem......unreal tournament 2004.....buncha crap....save a good 50 from each check to put into my checking account...which WILL be set up, sooner or later.....

Thought for ya'll.....y'all.....yall......everyone.....
"I sound like a ten year old, or so i been told..but you dont need a voice thats low to make the microphone go" --MC Chris

Shattered thoughts of imagination
Inside my mind, many things go on....and certain people are bent on destroying these inner workings of my mind. I don't know why, but it seems i am just a pawn in their chess game. Easily mocked and used to mock, sometimes being thrown in the line of danger only to be pulled back again for 'fun'. Once this all occurred to me, i realized that life is a game of sorts...where the winner is the one who destroys or prolongs my dreams the longest.

Ok....that was fun....and definately enough engst to hold me over for another month....i just needed to let some stuff off of my chest...anyway.....

My grades are slowly lowering cause im trying harder now, to fit in and get girls to like me more. It's working well....i'm making more friends of the opposite gender than ever before...but i dont know if i can keep up my grades, appearances, and have a job all at the same time....well, i only wrote this here because there are a small amount of people who read my statements of disassertion and somewhat angstful prolongings of my boredom.

And, as most of the time....i will leave you (all of the ppl who read this) with a thought.

"The next time you hit on a girl....think for a moment on whether or not she's hitting back....because a one fisted battle isnt exactly a step up from not having a girlfriend...."

Yepperz
Hey shorty, its ur birthday. We gonna party like its ur birthday. Gonna sip bacardi like its ur birthday. But u know we dont give a ----, its not ur birthday!

Well, it may not be shorty's birthday...but i'll bet mines closer! Only a good week until i turn 16! It's gonna be soooo awesome.....

Holy Jesus! Look at that tomato! Wait.....thats not a tomato...its a sentence beginning with the word unintelligable!

Unintelligable, is the way i understand the nothingness of yellow rabbits in the sunshine.

If the previous sentence made ANY sense....tell me and i'll be sure to fax u a fifty dollar bill.

so...other than that....my new fan kicks the shizzle.....we finally got rid of satan fan...the one that i couldnt take good pictures of. It was always dark....even with the flash on.

SATAN FAN~!

So, thats enough typin....for now...or is it? Did you know that those girls dont even know the name of my band...but they all on me like they wanna hold hands....

Understatement at best....jess is hott.....and yes...with two t's.....just felt like sayin that....shes a kewl person too.....almost forgot to tell ya that part....lol...

Well, yea...i'm....uh....done

"Later from all of us here at the comfortable chair outlet store." --The management