Hmm, Decapitating Evil Green Demons...
Yea, sounds fun, huh? NO...It isn't. It's just a hyped up way of saying 'mowing the lawn'. Don't get the correlation between the two? Don't know what correlation means?
Well, I've got a word of advice. Learn!
Maybe I should have made it more than one word of advice, 'learn' by itself is too confusing. Umm, how about this. I'll write a short poem explaining how you would figure out what I've been meaning all along. If you don't know what that is exactly, you have the attention span of a cricket with adhd.

Well, anyway, back to mowing the lawn. It isn't a good idea to mow the lawn after having only 3 or 4 hours of sleep. It doesn't exactly add to the enjoyment. Speaking of mowing the lawn, I still technically have the backyard to do. But, also, technically, I also need to clean up the weeds I picked ealier on this month. But, without a yard waste bag, I cannot do this. So, with these priorities in order, I obviously can't mow the lawn.

I see the glaring contradictions...but, contradictions are just the lesbian sisters of correlations. Which makes them both the same amount as awesome to the parents. Nobody likes a person who picks favorites among their children.

So, it seems that my opinion is clear enough. I hate mowing the lawn.

That's enough of my views/opinions/glaring contradictions for today.

I'm done, and always remember:
There may be someone in your head. And if there is, just assume it's me. It'll save everyone time.