Quotes, Lyrics and Random Thoughts

Words. Man, they're powerful. Just letters strung together to form sounds, expressions, communicating ideas and emotions... Okay, before I get too deep here, just wanted to share some of the greatest song lyrics and quotes (some are my very own) with you people. Be sure to visit In Bloom: Gin Blossoms Reunited Back to
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• 'I'm high and I'm hopeless, so help me to get untied..' -Gin Blossoms
• 'When it will be right, I don't know, what it will be like, I don't know.. We live in hope of deliverence from the darkness that surrounds us...' -Paul McCartney
• 'My brothers, they never went blind for what they did, but I may as well have been.' -Alanis Morissette
• 'Is this your life, Jackie Brown?' -John Mellencamp
• 'Most things I worry 'bout never happen anyway' -Tom Petty
• 'I wanna hurt you just to hear you screamin' my name'-Alice Cooper
• 'I stand with arms wide open, I've run a twisted line, I'm a stranger in the eyes of the Maker' -Daniel Lanois
• 'Hey Sandy, dontcha talk back' -Polaris
• 'Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me.' -Alanis Morissette
• 'It's been such a long time, I think I should be going, time doesn't wait for me, it keeps on rollin' -Boston
• 'I smell sex and candy here, umm hmm.' -Marcy Playground
• 'Put me in, Coach.. I'm ready to play today..' John Fogerty
• 'Changing shades within the evening in a day that I'll be leaving, I'm not only back, I'm not only numb..' -Gin Blossoms
• 'What....? And give somebody all my time? That thought never really crossed my mind..' Gin Blossoms
• 'But not me, baby, I've got you to save me.. Ahh yer so bad' -Tom Petty

Things you probably shouldn't repeat in mixed company...

• 'I don't mind porn. I don't care who jump starts the engine as long as I get a ride'. -Gin Of Arc
• 'Wouldn't it suck to be allergic to Benadryl?' -Gin Of Arc
• 'The only place around here you're gonna find sympathy is in the dictionary between 'shit' and 'syphilis'. -Bob Vandiver
• 'Yeah I saw your mom's new leather skirt. It looked better on the cow'. -Dugout Dick
• 'Impotence is nothing to be ashamed of... It's that tiny dick of yours you should be worried about.' -Gin Of Arc
• On Sex Over Sixty-Five: 'Here's hoping that the social security check isn't the only thing that comes once a month'. -Gin Of Arc
• A new twist on the Rock-Paper-Scissors game: 'Big dick, Deep pockets, high IQ. Deep pockets beats Big Dick, But high IQ beats deep pockets AND Big Dick. I'd like to play this game with Ben Stein and win more than just his money.' -Gin Of Arc
• 'No, those pants don't make your ass look fat, but your ass DOES make those PANTS look fat.' -Gin Of Arc

Okay, here's a list of my most personal and troubling quirks. Please don't judge me too harshly.

• When I'm working nights, every morning at 4 am on the dot I get a really bad case of the giggles. The others can set their watch by me.
• The names 'Michael Bolton' and 'Barry Manilow' make me laugh.
• I have an unreasonable aversion to ground beef because of those hard things you sometimes find in a burger.
• I still find Carrottop attractive.
• I like Opera. Yes, that's what I said.
• I must read every credit both at the beginning and at the end of every single movie I watch.
• I make up my own private little nicknames for everyone I know.
• I am disturbingly fascinated by Christopher Walken.
• The ending of 'Hair' still makes me cry, and I've seen it 2 dozen times.
• People throwing up on carnival rides make me hysterical with laughter.. As long as it isn't me, and as long as I'm not sitting next to that person..
• I loved Billy Joel back in the seventies, before Christie Brinkley came along and sucked all the creativity out of him.