Hot Dog

DIF (I think)

A guy goes to the doctor for injuries to his, uh, manlihood. The doctor fixes him right up and the guy is about to leave, the doctor says, "I can't resist any longer. I have to know. Just how did this happen?"

"Well," the guy says, "I was staying at my cabin for the week. My neighbor was this really hot blonde girl. Every day she would go to the kitchen and get a hot dog from the fridge. She would come back out and put that hot dog in one of the knotholes in the wooden floor. With the hot dog sticking straight up, she would pleasure herself with it.

"Well, I got the idea one day to sneak under her cabin and wait for her to do it again. Sure enough, she did. I pulled that hot dog out of the knothole and stuck my own wiener there and she did her thing. Just as things were getting real good, there was a knock on the door. She got up real quick and tried to kick the hot dog out of the way."

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