LANCE: Last Time on Real World
JC: Come on maan you know I'm good for it.
GUY: Lemme think for a sec.
JOEY: Who is that guy with JC, he looks like he's in trouble.
CHRIS: I dunno
JC: (softly) Oh shit not those two again....(talking louder) hey you guys....
JOEY: No I can't!
CHRIS: (pulling Joey by one arm) Yes you Can! Come on Joey come on!
(Joey stops and leans over as if he was short of breath, Chris standing there looking at him shaking his head)
CHRIS: Tisk Tisk!
JOEY: What??? I'm tired!
CHRIS: DUDE! it's not even 44th street we are only half a block! and you tired already!
JOEY: So! I'm tired! (stood up and pointed to the KFC!) Let's go get something to eat in here!
CHRIS: (looking into the camera) here we gooo!
JOEY: (happily) Hey I know that song!
(Chris and Joey walked in only to see Justin munching on a chicken leg with 5 other bones laying next to him)
CHRIS: DUDE! (pointing) you ate all of that!
JUSTIN: (Puzzled to see them) UUUh no the guard did!
JOEY: (snickering)Where's the guard, I don't see him.
JUSTIN: I ditched him before I got (realizing what he's saying)...I mean he's in the bathroom!
JOEY: Oh (gets up and walks to the counter and orders a 12 piece family meal a two litre pepsi and a chocolate cake.
CHRIS: Dude You don't have to lie...we know you like to eat just as much as Joey, we know JC's not the only one with the eating disorrrrrrrrr I mean the everything in sight.
JUSTIN: (glaring) Shut up Chris!
JOEY: (returning with alll the food) Hey Chris you want anything??
CHRIS: Sure and grabs the cole slaw from out the bag resting on the top of the chicken).
(Lance walks in)
LANCE: Hey what's up guys!
JUSTIN: What's this??? Eat at KFC day?
LANCE: Hey Joey, Hey Chris, Hey Noodle Head.
CHRIS: (Shocked at what Lance blows cole slaw out his nose) HAHAA he got you! Good one dude!
JUSTIN: Shut...Up....Chris.
JUSTIN: (on the verge of tears) It's not noodles it's curls, I've had it with the hair jokes! They're not funny anymore so so so just don't mess with my hair ok.
(Angry by the comment Justin storms)
LANCE: (Screaming) Hey Justin! Just jerk it off you'll feel better!
JOEY: (With a chicken leg in one hand waving, and chasing behind Justin) WAIT JUSTIN! It's REALLY WORKS LISTEN TO HIM! I do it all the time!
CHRIS AND LANCE: Eeeewwwwwww
(both shivering from the mental images of Joey)
CHRIS: As scary as he is, that's my cue to go.
LANCE: (chewing) Ok catch you later dude.
CHRIS: (screaming and walking out the door) HEY JOEY! wait Up!
(Chris finally catching up to Joey)
JOEY: Who is that guy with JC, he looks like he's in trouble.
CHRIS: I dunno
(camera fades to find JC)
JC: Come on maan you know I'm good for it.
GUY: Lemme think for a sec.
(JC looks up to see Joey and Chris)
JC: (softly) Oh shit not those two again....(talking louder) hey you guys....
CHRIS: What's up dude who's that?
(pointing to the man standing several feet behind JC)
JC: It's no one don't worry about him.
(turning around winking at the guy)
JOEY: Hey don't I know you from somewhere? You were in booty banging 51.
CHRIS: shhhhhhhh
JOEY: No really Chris don't he look like banger number 3!
( CHRIS gesturing no with his hands at Joey)
CHRIS: I don't know what you're talking about?
JOEY: Chris we just saw the video this afternoon remember.
(Chris trying inconspicously to bring Joey's attention to the cameras around them, using his head at an attempt to point to the camera)
CHRIS: Joey YOU KNOW I don't watch those things, we're innocent boys that like to play video games and read fan mail and we don't drink alcohol or have girlfriends and we don't watch XXX rated movies remember!
JOEY: (finally getting the idea) Oh Oh that's right you you look like the dude that changes diapers at the hospital yeah that's the booty I talk about!
CHRIS: (shaking his head) WHY ME WHY ME!
JC: Whatever! What are you all doing here?
CHRIS: Nothing we saw you and decided to come over!
JOEY: Yeah dude you look like you were in distress!
JC: I wasn't I was uuh just talking to an old friend. But you guys should go now!
CHRIS: Why?
JC: (yelling!) Gawd Dammit I said GO! Fuuuccckkk!
JOEY: (yellin) YOU DON'T NEED TO YELLL! Fuuuccckkk!
CHRIS: (yelling) THEN WHY ARE YOU YELLING! Fuuucccckk!
GUY: you people are weird, I'm outta here!
JC: No don't go, I still want to negotiate !
*crying like a bitch on his knees holding on to the man's pants*
GUY: Get off me! you such a pussy!
JOEY: Geez JC never seen you like that!
JC: (realizing that the CK and Joey were around jumps up) Whateva you don't want to talk business then get the stepping! (walking up to the guy's face!)YOU can just GO! (pointing over the guy's shoulder)
GUY: (looking at JC puzzle)huh?
JC: (whispering in the guys' ear) I'll call you later
GUY: (turns and walk away from all of them) I agree with the old one with the braids "why me why me."
CHRIS: dude did he just mock me?
JC: Come on we gotta go do the show it's already 2 in the afternoon.
CHRIS: But the show doesn't start for another 6 hours.
JC: Better early than never!
JOEY: I thought it was better late than never!
CHRIS: I know, hey Joey why can't you just stay smart like that!
JOEY: I dont know it just happens, am I sick, I think I'm coming down with something, you know I had this weird feeling in my upper left finger and I can't get rid of it and you know........(Chris and JC walks away from Joey fast)
JC: Well there was hoping, for a second there I thought we had victory!
*camera fades to find Justin and Lance waiting by the bus with Joey Chris and JC approaching slowly*
JUSTIN: (mocking JC) You are two seconds late!, how do you expect us to be good superstars if you can't show up to a meeting on time! I should spank you and take away your priviledges for a two weeks, and I should give you cerfew!
(Chris Lance Joey starts laughing)
JC: I don't get it? What's so funny?
*the other four starts laughing harder*
LANCE: Nothing JC absolutely nothing.
JUSTIN: yeah JC it's nothing!
*camera fades and reappears in the dressing room 5 minutes before the show the guys are finishing up their prayer, with the faint echo of fans outside chanting NSYNC*
CHRIS: It's the last show guys!
JOEY: Really!
LANCE: Shut up Joey, ok guys this is the last time we are gonna sing ain't no stopping us now and fly around on strings!
JC: Oooh strings that's give me an idea ! *singing the intro* NOoo strings attached!
JUSTIN: Thats good what's that about?
JC: I don't know it just came to me
JUSTIN: It sounds good, Ok Guys have a great show and let's kick some ass!
(all running out to the stage)
*Joey following behind everyone because he is kicking people in the ass while running to the stage*
LONNIE: OUCH you stupid fat fuck!
CHRIS: Joey what are you doing?
JOEY: Justin said to kick some ass!
CHRIS: He didn't mean it literally!
JOEY: Oh
JC: Let's go guys!
(They all head to the stage and sing their hearts out for all the screaming teeny boppers in the audience...give and take a few humor loving people ;-)..)
(Camera fades and reappears in the bus, each guy steps on all sweaty wearing white pants and wifebeaters carrying an open bottle of water)
JC: Great show you guys! and to show you how great it was I'm gonna go out with you all tonight!
*All gasp*
LANCE: (Spilling water all over his crotch in shock)Dude are you sure you're not sick, YOU want to party with us?
JC: Yeah it's the last show why not!
JUSTIN: This is great!
JC: Besides it's the cameras leave tonight (laughing sheepishly)
JOEY: Oh yeah they're not gonna be here anymore till the next tour!
LANCE: very good Joey, I wonder what next season is gonna be like.
JOEY: I don't know (laughing) we'd probably jump label to Jive from BMG, tell LOU to kiss our ass and beat the Backstreet Boys' record for most album sold!
CHRIS: Yeah sure and I'll have a girlfriend another dog drive a PT cruiser and lose the braids. (still laughing)
JUSTIN: Oh yeah and I'll admit to dating Britney Spears! and get sued by a fan for assault!
LANCE: If that happens Justin I'll become more popular and cuter than you!
JOEY: Yeah and I'll have a kid!
JC: Now that's funny! Can't you just see me dating a magazine writer, and have songs on the next album!
CHRIS: Yeah that's even more funny.
JC: what me getting songs on the next album?
CHRIS: No! You with a girlfriend! is it possible for you have someone just as anal as you?
JC: Hey! I'm not anal, I'm more of a dick but I'm not anal!
LANCE: It doesn't matter! those things are funny! that was a good laugh. But it's time for us to kick you guys out(looking into the camera)
CHRIS: Yeah you gotta go, we gotta get get naked ( singing the Methods of Mayheim song)
JOEY: Yeah I got the tapes anyone wanna watch!
(camera starts stepping away from the guys and off the bus, fades with the sound of the bus starting up and rolling down the street out of the venue)
JUSTIN: ON THE NEXT SEASON OF REAL WORLD TOURBUS
CHRIS: Hey you guys Dani and I are dating and we're gonna start our own clothing line....
LANCE: Justin please! Make it stop, I'm chased by girls wanting to rip my clothes off everywhere I go!.....
JUSTIN: ( on a talk show) Yes Britney and I are dating and no we aren't engaged!....
JOEY: I got the part I got the part! hey lance let's go into business together( talking to Lance).....
BOBBI: JC please tell those people to get that thing out of my face this isn't the time for it and will someone make those fans shut up!
JC: But I can't control the fans and you know that it's in the contract the camera stays!
BOBBI: So you're picking them over me, how could you! *walks away* (JC running after her)
JC: honey don't go!....
JOEY: (yelling) I can't take this anymore please just make it stop!....
LANCE: (talking at a media conference) Yes it's true I'm starting my own management company and my first artist is a beautiful talented country singer....
JUSTIN: Fuuucck! Dudes! I'm getting sued, some chick said I yelled at her!
JOEY: Why are we doing a safe sex commercial and my girlfriend is pregnant with my kid? Isn't that contradicting the whole thing?
CHRIS: STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT SEASON OF REALWORLD!
Back to chapter one Real World Tourbus....
CHRIS: Come on Joey you can do it!
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