The Lounge

Negaduck:
*glares around in disgust* Hey, Fur Ball---who said you could decorate the place??

Ratigan:
Let me refresh your memory, old boy: I'm co-owner of this property.

Negaduck:
And what am I around here, you knob---a potted plant?

Ratigan:
What you are cannot be said within the confines of good taste upon this site.

Negaduck:
*narrows his eyes suspiciously* Hey, that sounds like some kind of insult!

Ratigan:
*claps his hands sarcastically* Brilliant deduction, 'Sherlock' . As to why I
don't allow you to decorate, this happens to be the welcome page--and since not
everyone shares your love for skulls, weapons and scenes of *ugh* hideous carnage,
I took it upon myself to create a far more tasteful ambience...after all, dear boy,
surely we wouldn't want to frighten our adoring fans away from this place?

Negaduck:
*sneering* Who cares? You invited all these losers, I didn't.

Ratigan:
*sighs heavily* Pay no mind to him, my friends. He's most incensed that
he and his ugly picture weren't given top billing over at the home page...

Negaduck:
Nah---I'm 'incensed' because I'm having to share this cockamamy
website, which should belong to ME, with a lousy stinkin' sewer ra--

Ratigan:
*eyes blazing angrily* DON'T SAY IT!!!

Negaduck:
*innocently* Say what? *grins* Oh, yeah...RAT!! Heh heh heh...

*Ratigan glares dangerously at him but tries to keep his composure for the visitors*

Ratigan:
Ah, yes...well, anyway: *ahem* welcome again to our strangely divided kingdom.
As you can see, the first stop on our little tour is The Lounge! So pour a glass
of Dom Perignon, scoop up a bite of caviar and relax, while you look at the
goodies below and decide where you'd like to go next. Cheers! *lifts glass*

Negaduck:
Yeah, yeah. Just shuddup and start pourin', Cheese Breath. And
by the way, do these idiots know they're scarfin' down on FISH EGGS???

Ratigan:
*glares at him venomously* Too bad I didn't put hemlock in your glass...

Ratigan thanks Fetchfido Search Engine for the gorgioso black satin BG used
on this page. (My thanks also, and for other graphics not otherwise credited!)

Site Map Junk
(Note: If you find any broken links, contact me and I'll fix 'em.)
The Origin of This Site
How it all began...
Disclaimer
Who owns what, etc.
The Lounge II
My place--with updates and junk.
About our Boys
Just who are these guys, anyway?
About Lady_S:
My Profile
The Mind Behind This Madness (don't say I didn't warn you.
(NOTE: Still under construction, but check out what's there!)
F.A.Q.
Most everything you want to know about our
boys---but were just too scared to ask!
The Rogues' Gallery
Screen grabs and/or stills of our lil' darlings.
(Contributions welcome!)
Objets de Fanart
Keep your eye out for Splatter Phoenix--she'd love these pics!
The Study
Stories with our Boys (or not).
A Guy Most F.O.W.L NEW!!!
An' guess who dis guy is? *wink wink*
(Still under construction, but check it out, babes.)
Forums
Message boards for our fans!
Fun Stuffs
Welcome to our boys' game room--with humor, games, and assorted wackiness!
Links
This sorta explains itself.
Awards NEW!!!
Just opened, with my very first award. Thanks!!
Back to the Lair!
Where all this craziness started.