Fun Stuffs
Professor Ratigan walks into the room
to find an astonishing sight:
Negaduck setting up a rack, a pendulum and assorted other torture
instruments all over the place. The walls are covered with weapon
displays, skull flags and blown-up photos of Negaduck with guns...
RATIGAN:
*appalled*
What
the bloody blazes ???
NEGADUCK:
*as he puts up an Iron Maiden*
Well, you decorated The Lounge, Hair Ball--
so ol' Negs called shotgun on this little
nook !
RATIGAN:
I don't recall a torture chamber in the blueprint...
...did we move into the Tower of London by mistake?
NEGADUCK:
This is the game room, you knob !
RATIGAN:
Ah, yes...and it's quite obvious what sort of 'games'
Uncle Negaduck likes to play, eh, kiddies ? *winks*
NEGADUCK:
*sneering*
Yeah, like you've got a lotta room to talk.
I'm not
the guy who set up that Rube Goldberg contraption
to drop that anvil on Basil and a camera
to take a
picture of it ! Wasn't that nice of him,
kiddies ???
RATIGAN:
*pouts*
More's the pity that it didn't work. And worse, no picture
of Basil all 'splatted'...and who's Rube Goldberg anyway?
NEGADUCK:
Tssss...and
they call you a genius. *grins wickedly* Though
I gotta admire your choice of weaponry, fella. I tried a
thing like that with Darkwing Duck one time--except I
used
a giant mallet. *pouts* Why didn't I
put up a camera?
RATIGAN:
What do you care? That contraption didn't work either !
NEGADUCK:
*frowns as he watches Ratigan puts up a dartboard*
I didn't say you could put that thing up there!
RATIGAN:
What's a game room without a dartboard ?
*picks
up darts* Care for a game, dear boy?
NEGADUCK:
*his back to Ratigan as he nails up another picture*
Nah !!! How about playing Pin the Tail on the Big Fat
Stupid
Rat-- *gasps suddenly, clutching his rump*
EEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
!!!
*He yanks a dart out of his tuchis and
turns to glare
dangerously at Ratigan, who stands whistling innocently*
RATIGAN:
Oopsy...Hee hee heeee !!! ^_^
NEGADUCK:
*yanks a mace from the wall display and runs at Ratigan*
I'll turn you into CAT FOOD, you little [ censored ] !!!
NOTE:
Due to the graphic nature of this next scene, the Web
Mistress has blacked it out (serves the knob right, though).
RATIGAN'S VOICE:
Owwwwwtch !!!
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Howdy! This is in
fact a game room of sorts--or at least there are some
games
here! But also there are fun quizzes, lists and all around
wackiness ! (Hey, maybe
Quackerjack should have decorated this
place, huh?) So if you'd like a nice room
to unwind in and get those positive juices flowing, just sit a
spell and have some
fun (contributions are welcome, by the way). And in the immortal
words of our
friend Quackerjack: "Ittttttts PLAYTIME!!!"
Games
The GMD Fanfiction / Pastiche Drinking Game
The Negaduck Fanfiction Drinking Game
Fun Quizzes
The National Negaduck Personality Test !
The GMD Personality Quiz
Lists & Assorted Other Wackiness
You Know You've Watched Too Much Darkwing Duck When...
Signs You're Obsessed With
Negaduck
Signs You're Obsessed With
Bushroot
You Know You're Obsessed With GMD When...
Top Ten Reasons Why the Fearsome Four Won't Leave Negaduck
Top Ten Reasons Ratigan Why Ratigan Hates Basil
And More to Come, I hope !!!