Top Ten Reasons
Why Ratigan Hates Basil:

 

#10. Basil's just as intelligent as he is.

#9. He's better looking (though Ratigan won't admit that).

#8. He's 'The Good Guy'.

#7. He gets to wear bigger shoes.

#6. He's so bloody hard to kill.

#5. He has too many important people on his side.

#4. He's famous everywhere, but for the right reasons.

#3. Basil just won't stop picking on him.

#2. Nobody ever calls Basil a 'rat'.

And the #1 reason:

Basil really IS a mouse.

 

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