Oh yeah, I remember that, and all those seals died and Dan Rather reported it...or maybe it was Connie Chung I can't remember...
Mood:  cool
Now Playing: The Music - Welcome to the North
In case you are wondering what the hell the title of this post is, it is a brief sampling of the family guy episode when Peter discovers he has a black ancestor and then goes to a show at the Apollo. So today I got harrassed by the man. And it wasn't so bad. I got a restraining order...HAZAA! And no it wasn't for anything like stalking or making creepy phone calls and when the person answers instead of talking you just breath heavily. No my friends, I got a restraining order for...pissing off my high school baseball coach. Yep, that is correct. Did I do anything? Nothing he can prove and I have not seen or done anything to him in over a year and a half. And by "doing" I mean egging his house. What is totally fucked up about this whole ordeal is that he lied to get the restraining order. None of the things he lists as evidence are actually true. Which means I get to fuck with him in court. I am seriously considering filing either A) a defamation/slander/harrassment lawsuit B) going to court to argue the "facts" in the restraining order and bitch slapping the piss out of the idiot judge that issued it C) Sueing the asshole for emotional and physical damages due to stress caused by the lies he has been spreading or D) all of the above. My choice is D. Simply because I am sick and tired of this guy being an asshole to everyone and nobody doing anything about it. Guess what Dave? I have 2 and a half weeks of free time, a good amount of money and I'm super pissed off. Congratulations you pair of fucking clown shoes, I am going to do to you what you have done to everyone else. Can you smell that? Yes, mmm...sweet, sweet revenge. Since I was distracted all day, here is a brilliant comic from Asher Sarlin, creator of Elephantitis of the Mind. ENJOY!

Honestly, who could be expected to make the right decision