Where have you gone Shawn Kemp?
Mood:  sharp
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So I have been watching NBA basketball recently (yes, I know I'm one of the few) and I have been surprised by how well the Sonics have been playing. Sure they don't have a big man and sure their fans are about as fair weathered as any in the world but these guys are fun to watch. Me personally, I hate watching basketball where they walk it up the court, throw it into the center and play an isolation game or a two man game. ITS FRIGGIN BORING! The Sonics have a bunch of athletic guys that can run, shoot and pass. They are all unselfish (which is why I will always hate Kobe Bryant being the selfish piece of crap he is) and look to help teammates out. They have spanked some of the best teams in the league: the spurs, the kings, and the suns. And they beat Toronto which is doing really well right now. But watching the Sonics, I long for the days of the Reignman, the Manchild, the Father of America: Shawn Kemp. I know he is a big tub o' lard now, but back in the day he was just like Garnett is now. Minus the cool chin fuzz and bald head. I say we bring back Kemp. Just to sit on the bench and provide an example to young players of what happens when you don't keep your junk in your pants. And because I want to relive my childhood damnit. DO AS I SAY SONICS MANAGEMENT! DO AS I SAY!
Does anyone remember how great this guy was before he gained all that weight and gave up on life? The Man Child? This guy was awesome. Bring back Kemp in '04!

Blogger's Note: Caleb, who I consider a friend is concerned about my mocking him. To borrow a line from Matt, "I mock because I love." Why else would I put you on my site in the first place? Remember, you have to be great to be made fun of and a total piece of crap to never be mentioned. I don't know who said that...maybe I just made it up but it sounds good enough. And I say three cheers for another quarter of Caleb's editorial skillz for the Western Front. Here is to hoping that one day he shall rule the liberal media. What a glorious day that will be.