Can you hear that? Listen VERY closely...
Mood:  energetic
Now Playing: green day-st. jimmy
Wait...I think I hear something. Can you hear it? I think...I think it is...YES it is the world's smallest violin. Aw and its playing for the yankees. How sad. That makes me a Sad panda. Wait, I hear something else. Yep, it is hell freezing over. Damn, who would have ever thought that the red sox could come back like this. They creamed New York in game seven. Johnny Damon has become a god, if not some other figure of biblical proportions. David "big papi" Ortiz is huge in every sense of the word. The man is just plain big. And he hits in the clutch. AND he used to be a mariner minor-leaguer. Derek Lowe and Curt Schilling both pitched amazing must win games. Schilling is officially the man for pitching 7 unbelievable innings on an ankle that was suchered (sp?) together to hold the ligament to the bone. He was bleeding through his sock the whole game. Damnit thats awesome. This win can compare to only one thing...Star Wars. The fall of the evil empire, the rise of the jedi, and the eventual shitty prequals that don't live up to the hype but have hot chicks (natalie portman...is there anyone hotter? Maybe Keira Knightly. Maybe. And she was a double for portman in the first movie) So hot. Anyways. So I used my MS Paint skillz to create some rather lame, but funny pictures relating star wars to the alcs. GO SOX. WOOO. We're going streaking...we're going streaking through the quad! Sorry, I have NO idea where that came from. Idle hands.

Ok so this has nothing to do with star wars, but it is SO obvious that I had to do it. Damon of Nazareth. The man has supernatural powers of beardedness. Must GROW FACIAL HAIR.

So this took me over an hour to do. Partly because I had to find pictures of Manny, Damon, Pedro, Jeter, Steinbrenner and Payrod, and partly because Ashley kept dropping ass. Not really, but it sounds funny. Dropping ass. Just say it, its impossible not to laugh. Say it. Anyways so yeah, I left out ortiz, and he would make a perfect jabba the hut, or jabba the ortiz if you will, but I got lazy. And Jeter fits the profile better. A big name guy that gets way too much credit for what he does and is feared for really no reason. The guy is a putz. OVERRATED. Steinbrenner as the Emperor is obvious, as is Pay-rod as Vader. Pedro as Lando felt right. A guy that betrays han, and then comes back when needed. Think about it. Pedro comes in, BLOWS against the yankees, then somehow cranks up the fastball to 98 (which he hasnt done ALL season) and finishes the inning. Manny as han is an easy choice here. The guy is cool, he is the man on that team. Sure he looks like an idiot in left field, but he is shifty, gets the ladies and is always clutch. Damon as Skywalker has to be. He denies being the man, letting others take the spotlight like Bill Mueller (chewy) or Kevin Millar (possibly Obi-Wan although Griffey fits that role better). All along you knew he had the power and then BOOM he brings down the empire. FUCK YEAH. GO SOX. Greatest comeback EVER. Period. End of story. Anyone who argues against that has some severe mental deficiencies and is quite possibly lacking a soul. Thus concludes my post. Coming soon: a review of green day's new album American Idiot. Preview: Green Day makes a Punk Rock Opera? Think THE WHO with TOMMY.