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Silverstone: THE Kickass Agent

Some Things You Need to Know About Silverstone:
  • Silverstone is the kicker of all ass. I mean, this dude is so awesome. He has all these cool high-tech gadgets that aid him in his secret ploy to control North America. He is ALWAYS kicking ass and wiping out entire city blocks of people with napalm and the ebola virus. The way I see it, those dipshits deserve it. Some asshole probably stepped on his shoes or something. Or maybe nobody did anything, but Silverstone decided they should die anyway (and they should). NOBODY steps to Silverstone. Now that's what I call, KICKASS.

  • Yes, we are talking about the same Silverstone, the one you see on Disney. The thing is, Disney throws in some shit about a kid named Jett Jackson and cuts out all the genocide and nuclear explosions. That's why the Disney version blows. To get the REAL Silverstone, you have to fly to the Phillipines and buy the DVD's. I have the whole collection and it fucking rules. I have this one episode where some kid looks at Silverstone funny, so Silverstone pulls out a switchblade that conveniently fits in his pocket and slices the kid up, before leaving him on his mother's porch. When I saw this, I was like,

General Site Information

Welcome, I'm The Prophet.

First and foremost, I know what you're thinking. "Silverstone isn't some killer agent that goes around nuking populated cities and gunning down policemen. He's an innocent black adolescent that fights nancy-boy criminals in a safe, sissified manner that offends no one." WRONG. Wham, Prophet: 1. You: 0. And yes, we are talking about the same Silverstone. You are obviously familiar with the EDITED, RAPED version of Silverstone, which used to be played on Disney. To be honest with you, I don't even think the show comes on TV anymore, and frankly, I could give a shit less. The Silverstone I depict is the ONLY real Silverstone. Anything else is for pussies. The Silverstone show you know was degraded so America's ignorant youth wouldn't start dying their hair and listening to ICP, which, when you think about it, is a good thing. ICP sucks. Seriously. Let those Disney dipshits sue me (please don't) so I can bitch to someone important for a change.

Secondly, I feel the need to address the obvious problem at hand. AngelFire. It sucks. The only reason I chose AngelFire to be my host was because it was free and relatively easy. I SINCERELY apologize about any pop-ups or banners, but bear with me. Hopefully this is only temporary. Anyway, just to sum things up, I wouldn't be caught dead with a pole in my ass endorsing some shitty free web host like AngelFire. AngelFire is for losers that can't afford real websites (me). I'm saying all this because I know that AngelFire has so many websites that this one probably won't even get read by anyone important, so I'll take my chances. If those retards want to take me off their shitty "service," fine by me, Assholes.

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