The underlying plot all throughout the real Silverstone series is the War of the Midgets, also known as the Midget War or The Big Fight in Which Midgets Attack Some People. It all started in 1989 when the U.S. government proposed a plan to make all midgets in the nation into slaves or footballs. Every midget in the country would be caught and brutally forced into a concentration camp for midgets where they would be taught to cook, clean, work, perform fellatio, and be footballs. It was a dark time for the midgets as the Midget Gestapo swept through the streets of America, taking midgets off the streets and bringing them to unmarked secret locations. They resisted the Midget Gestapo, but they were just too damned short. Soon, a group of midgets called the Seven Dwarves formed a secret council somewhere in Minnesota. Midgets from across the world gathered there, plotting a way to bring down the Midget Gestapo. It wasn’t look before Operation: Snow White was organized and put underway. Operation: Snow White was a giant city that would float high up in the Earth’s atmosphere, running off of the labor of millions of gerbils. Operation: Snow White, later called the Dwarf Star, was armed with millions of lasers, rockets, bullets, and giraffes. It was an impenetrable behemoth untouchable by any force. Thousands of midgets gathered to board it, and it secretly took off into space. It wasn’t until ’93 that Russian Intelligence finally spotted it hovering somewhere over the Baltic Sea. At first they thought it was the giant bird god, Hocky, but eventually realized it was a giant floating fortress of doom.
So, the U.S. views the Dwarf Star as a threat, attack it, and lose. The midgets get pissed and start dropping giraffes all over Washington, which, when you think about it, is pretty destructive. Think about how much a giraffe weighs, then imagine one falling on a building from 11,000 feet in the air. After The Great Giraffe Massacre, there is a long tension. Until… Silverstone. When Silverstone becomes an agent, his first assignment was to assassinate Lord Jeff, ruler of the Dwarf Star. He goes to the floating city, and is offered a hand in the destruction of North America, with the intention of controlling it. He kills Lord Jeff, which pisses everybody off, and comes back home with an overwhelming fleet of 200,000 Midget Cruisers tailing him. He does some cool shit, escapes, and somehow or another Wisconsin gets blown up.
Midgets are involved in many episodes of Silverstone, as The Midget War is the biggest thing going down, and much is expected of Silverstone. In this one episode, a hundred midgets attack Silverstone when he gets led into a trap in the Dwarf Star. Silverstone, an excellent football player, begins kicking the shit out of the little bastards and they're all flying everywhere and shit. It was awesome.
