A quick read of this article and you'll see why I would be so shocked. As per the highlighted sentence 26% of 8th graders and 38% of 10th graders this brings me to only one conclusion. American teenagers are pussy's, 5 drinks? I've had more than 5 drinks for breakfast. Come on you sissy 8th graders, get your shit together, 26%? Thats abysmal! 38% of 10th graders?! is this a Christian college or what?! Come on America, get it together.

Oh, and does it look like the old guy with the sweater is checking out that kids package? It looks as though he's about to put the smack down on this kid until he submits.

American's are just quitters, especially the males. I've got the stats to prove it. One in ten guy's have actually "tired" to commit suicide? So, your a failure and you cant even kill yourself right? Nice work genius.