Abuse
I was bored on my bus trip back to Mango's place so i took Mango's phone and decided to text some people.

I chose a name out of his directory and started texting.

Jamie : Hey *name removed*, come to Mango's party tonight
Girl : My boyfriend has to drive me home, so if he can come then I'll go.
Jamie : sure, as long as he doesn't mind you giving me head.
Girl : Well, he just got out of court ( how do you just get out? its not a sleep over, of course you get out of court ) so he's pretty grumpy.
Jamie : realy? well then, I sentence your boyfriend to kiss my arse.
Girl : He's going to kick your arse
Jamie: If i win will you give me head?
Girl : Whats your name and how old are you?
Jamie : my names James, I'm 16 , I like slow dancing, long walks along the beach and kissing in the rain.
Girl : well i dont. You wouldn't say all that if you knew my boyfriend
Jamie : dont worry, I heard you give crap head anyway, your boyfriend was telling me about it.
Girl : fuck you.
Jamie : OK

Morale of the story, this girl gives crap head.