Please, everyone, cut the fucking shit already. Maybe the term "everyone" was abit broad ( is there anything broader Jamie? ) but there seems to be a growing increase of ugly women with msn names that would suggest they are in one or more ways, attractive. If you've've never had a boyfriend, if you've 16 and haven't been kissed, if people call you a name which refers to an africanised animal or if you've presence makes children cry, flowers wilter and milk turn sour, you are in fact ugly.
"What sort of names are you talking about though Jamie?" someone might ask. Anything with "sexy" or a variation is a good start. Using the word "sexy" will make me picture you in skimpy underwear, its a miracle I can get thru the day without vomiting more than 50 times.
Stupid poems are the next offender, examples include "I can resist everything but temptation, can you resist me? " . Yes, yes I can. Can you resist a claw hammer to the face?
Offender number 3 : blatant sexual comments. For example "god I'm horny" or "FUCK ME!!!!!" . Well, the desperation finally starts to show and years of masturbating to steal magnolias starts to show doesn't it? Take a hint and kill yourself.