*Yawn*
*yawn*
Im still bored. I sat at my computer ALL night waiting for something interesting to happen, while looking for porn and listening to flash movies. AND NOTHING HAPPENED.
Well, i did find a good britney fake pics site (wedding porn...noice) and some really funny shit on www.newgrounds.com, but OTHER THAN THAT, nothing happened all night.
And eefa kept trying to get me to get into bed.
NO FUCKING WAY DO I HAVE A BEDTIME! IM A BIG BOY NOW!
Here she comes again. She thinks just because my parents are out she can send me to bed anytime she likes. Well, lets see how she likes it when i dont shower for a YEAR!

Bored
*To the soundtrack of limp bizkits "stuck"*
im BORED, you want a post you fuckers
*guitar*
Think that i give a flying fuck, its your ass that im blastin'!
*Guitar*
Im bored so I'll write a poooooooosssst.

So fuck you.
On a related note, guess who's finally succumbed to horniness. Thats right -BRITNEY SPEARS.
Remember the way she said she wouldnt have sex out of marriage?
Well, i wonder what she needs a FIVE HOUR MARRIAGE for, and then a quick divorce?
Lucky bastard.

Inspiration
While there IS a secret double meaning to my diary entry's title, it is known to only ONE person.
Today, i shall add a new gallery. It will be known as "Blingin' it, Muthafucka". I dont know where this idea came from, but its quality.
I may add a whole new section over time, but only if Warno provides me with some pimp secrets to divuldge.
I cant wait to get to work.
Now, if you want to have a lot of fun, repeat after me: Pimp pimp Pimpitty PIMP! Pimp pimp Pimpitty PIMP! Pimp pimp Pimpitty PIMP! Pimp pimp Pimpitty PIMP! Pimp pimp Pimpitty PIMP! Pimp pimp Pimpitty PIMP! Pimp pimp Pimpitty PIMP! PIMP PIMP PIMP PIMP WHORE!

New Years!
Yes, at midnight tonight, where will YOU be?
Will you be out molestin' bunnies?
Will you be drinking champagne with total strangers?
Will you lose your virginity after a new years kiss gone too far?
Will you be asleep?
Im going to my girlfriends party. We plan to fall asleep on the armchair.
I REPEAT, FALL ASLEEP.
And i need a way to cover up those bite marks on my neck. Oh, the disadvantages of dating the undead.
You know, im even paler than usual, due to the blood loss. Im practically a goth style icon.
Anyway, have a good time tonight, DONT get drunk with total strangers, DO be awake at midnight.

Another late entry
Well, sorry again for the late entry, but im sure you can forgive me. In apology for this transgression of your faith i plan to add a whole new section to the site.
Rabbits!
Nuff sed.
The reason for my late entry is Aoife. Aoife and my general laziness. Well, general laziness, actually, but i SWEAR she was the reason for the last one. Anyway, im off to do some rabbits. Anyone want to join me?

Boxing Day
For all those who also have misconceptions about the name of the 26th Dec...
1)Wrap your hands! Its amazing the amount of professionals who simply cannot wrap their hands! Without your hands properly wrapped, you will suffer terribly as your hands get damaged.
2)Unwrap your hands! How do you expect to move the chess pieces with those huge balls of fabric around your wrists?
VISIT http://www.wcbo.org/ For an idea of what drug im on.

Xmas
Yay!
Have a good christmas, filled with fun, good presents, and a lack of badness.
Im not feeling too chrismassy myself, but we are eating turkey.
Finally, i get to say "Give us a bit of breast, c'mon, i haven't had any yet!"
Not that that would be strictly true.
Hows about "Stuffed the bird, didya dad?"
"Just spread the legs and ease it in."
"I love a bit of leg."

Where?
I've lost THE HAT.
For those that dont know, THE HAT is my headgear of choice. Unlike my spiky hair, it takes only a few seconds to arrange and unlike my natural hair it's not gay-looking.
It feels like a part of my person is missing.
How will people recognise me without the characteristic bad-ass beanie-like hat? How will they know who i am without the familiar black and white ying yang with drawn-on red spiky bits?
How will i scare people shitless with eyeless stares?
It better fucking turn up soon or i'll kill someone.
And my hair will look gay while i do it.

The new guy
This film kicks ass.
Where else can you learn the PERFECT crazy eyes?
Where else does the line "Who's the biatch NOW?" come more than TEN times?
Which other film has Faith from buffy in the SMALLEST bikini you ever werent paying attention to?
And which other film has her in that for more than 5 MINUTES?
And to add to the fun, aoife was there.
Btw, the party sucked ass. Bcoz i wasnt allowed to invite the usual horde of compatriots (my sister was ALSO having a party), the usual madness did not take place and everyone just sat around eating crisps and playing with aoifes belly. Well, i did.
And THEN it turns out my sister did in fact bring only ONE friend home about an hour before my party ended. Life sucks.

I like pixtures
Yeh, so there is now a pic of me where i am not blinking. It should go up on the website soon. Be warned, apparently i look evil (shucks!) and Aoife looks crazy (normally she just doesnt look it).
And NO, we are NOT NAKED.