The new guy
This film kicks ass.
Where else can you learn the PERFECT crazy eyes?
Where else does the line "Who's the biatch NOW?" come more than TEN times?
Which other film has Faith from buffy in the SMALLEST bikini you ever werent paying attention to?
And which other film has her in that for more than 5 MINUTES?
And to add to the fun, aoife was there.
Btw, the party sucked ass. Bcoz i wasnt allowed to invite the usual horde of compatriots (my sister was ALSO having a party), the usual madness did not take place and everyone just sat around eating crisps and playing with aoifes belly. Well, i did.
And THEN it turns out my sister did in fact bring only ONE friend home about an hour before my party ended. Life sucks.

I like pixtures
Yeh, so there is now a pic of me where i am not blinking. It should go up on the website soon. Be warned, apparently i look evil (shucks!) and Aoife looks crazy (normally she just doesnt look it).
And NO, we are NOT NAKED.

The real in the end
Linkin Park

In The End

(It starts with)
A nut sling
I don?t know why
Uneven batter, cows are hard to fry

Keep that in mind
I reshined his lime
To refrain from doin' time

(All my 'fros)
Kind of a valuable thing
Droppin' my fly and my "pendulum" swings
Watch it drop down to the end of the day
The crotch then flies away
It?s so unreal

Midget, look out below
Watch me Tae-Bo right out the window
Tryin' the gold thong
But it didn?t even glow
Wasted it all just to
Watch Yugos

I slept everyday inside and we know I cried
when my balls fell apart
What this little seed will eventually
be a rimmer tree
and it rhymed when I cried

so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter

My hat's too small
Too loose, and tall
But in the end, my head is even hatter

A butt rings
I don?t know why
It doesn?t even matter how far it flies

Keep that in mind
I reclined in pine
To repine myself
how I sighed so hard

In spite of the way you were floppin' me
Acting like I was part of your flopperty
Remembering all the times you flopped with me
I?m surprised it flopped so far

Meats aren?t the way they were before
You wouldn?t even recognize meat anymore
Not that you knew meat back then
But it all comes back to meat in the end

(chorus)

I put my trust
in poo
Watch how far ass pie can go
And for all this
There?s only one thing you should know

(repeat)

(Chorus)

MASTER AND COMMANDER OF THE FAR SIDE OF THE WORLD!
Thats right. Say it in a big manly voice.
"MASTER AND COMMANDER OF THE FAR SIDE OF THE WORLD". I bet Russel Crowe beat up someone to keep the last seven words in.
Me and Aoife went to see that movie in a hope for a lightly intellectual french love story. Instead we get CANNONS, SAILORS, NAPOLEONIC SURGERY and LOTS OF FREUD.
(Freud was that psychologist who thought everything was to do with penises. Mast=Penis, Gun=Penis, Cannon=Big penis, Ship=Captains penis).
And its such an awful film we only managed to watch the opening. Which was almost identical to Pirates of the Carribean, except without JOHNNY DEPP (who is the man).
Thank god they didnt put in ORLANDO BLOOM, the poor prettyboy would probably have been gang-raped the second he set foor in THE NAVY.

School play
Tonite im off to see what may be the worlds greatest school play ever.
But i dont have a ticket.
Who thinks i can charm my way through? Place your bets...

The entry with no name
This is an entry which i posted because im bored. Bored and intensely loyal to my readers.
So, im still ill, but im goig to school because im a masochist.
Also, ummmmmmmm, me and eefa were two weeks yesterday...officially long-term by my standards.
My short-term relationships are four hours, my mid-term four days, and my long term four months. I like fours(omes).

I know i was off school, theres no reason to ask if i was.
You know when you're rolling on the floor in agony, the first thing that someone says is always "Are you ok?"
Well, they're just showing they care.
But when you're off school, wouldnt it be extremely obvious that you know you were, and thus theres no point double checking.
Still, thanks to Chris, Rory, and Steph, for showing that they care.
That list of names better be added to soon.

Life sucks, man
Yet another magical night with my wonderful girlfriend. Considering i have a sore throat and an incredible headache, thats saying something for her therapeutic capabilities.
Im writing this at 12.05ish after midnight on saturday because i want to.
Nuff sed.
Anyways, other than that, i also played a lot of guitar today. Amazing how much fun you can have with two frets if you just play really fast with your amp turned as high as it will go.
If i had overdrive and reverb i think i would have deafened the neighbours with "My own summer" by now, but sadly my amp has no such features, leaving the Deftones masterpiece sadly deflated.
Well, enough of my crap, i gotta update the site.

Chortle, its a funny word for a reaction to funniness.
So, me and me beautiful gf go to my school fair.
We see the sights, we look at the crap games, and we lean up against radiators trying to get some privacy.
Needless to say, we were kicked out for being too cozy, lol.
SO, THEN we went for a walk through ballymoney, looking for a nice spot to...anyway, looking for a nice spot.
But it had been raining, and there was fog, so nothing was dry.
But i sacrificed myself by leaning my back agains a sort of dry tree.
Then we continued our walk.
We came back to the tree and found that the spot had been taken by half-drunk dealers. So we moved on.
We found a convienent telegraph pole and just as we were getting warm again, my technology teacher bursts out of his car (pervert) and tells aoife she left her bus pass in Dalriada.
It went on like that the whole night.
But it was funny as hell.
*Chortle*

Tis wednesday, feast of saint Wednez
What is culture?
Culture is "the sum of everything we do that we don't have to." to quote a guy who was smart but who's name i can't remember.
Thus, northern ireland has a great head-kicking and pertol-bombing culture.
And now you see why they nominated Belfast as European City of Culture.