I am the man. Nuff said
Today, i was faced with a problem. I had a cup of tea (two sugars, milk). This tea was in my right hand. Because thats where my tea goes.
Now, here comes the tricky bit. In front of me, i had a packet of chocolate chip cookies, and a packet of rich teas. Which do i pick up with my only remaining hand, considering they are of equal yumminess?
Duh.
I, in my infinite wisdom, put DOWN the tea, piled the cookies on TOP of the rich teas, and used my mind powers to bring both items into the room where i am typing this update.
God, i can sure bullshit when im too thick to think of a good update.