Where?
I've lost THE HAT.
For those that dont know, THE HAT is my headgear of choice. Unlike my spiky hair, it takes only a few seconds to arrange and unlike my natural hair it's not gay-looking.
It feels like a part of my person is missing.
How will people recognise me without the characteristic bad-ass beanie-like hat? How will they know who i am without the familiar black and white ying yang with drawn-on red spiky bits?
How will i scare people shitless with eyeless stares?
It better fucking turn up soon or i'll kill someone.
And my hair will look gay while i do it.