MASTER AND COMMANDER OF THE FAR SIDE OF THE WORLD!
Thats right. Say it in a big manly voice.
"MASTER AND COMMANDER OF THE FAR SIDE OF THE WORLD". I bet Russel Crowe beat up someone to keep the last seven words in.
Me and Aoife went to see that movie in a hope for a lightly intellectual french love story. Instead we get CANNONS, SAILORS, NAPOLEONIC SURGERY and LOTS OF FREUD.
(Freud was that psychologist who thought everything was to do with penises. Mast=Penis, Gun=Penis, Cannon=Big penis, Ship=Captains penis).
And its such an awful film we only managed to watch the opening. Which was almost identical to Pirates of the Carribean, except without JOHNNY DEPP (who is the man).
Thank god they didnt put in ORLANDO BLOOM, the poor prettyboy would probably have been gang-raped the second he set foor in THE NAVY.