"Roswita! Your time has come...
.. to finally surrender to me, the true heir of the throne. MUAHAHAAH.. my dream of world domination
will finally come true! Now, bow to the Royal One, the one and only, for there can only be one."

LOL, this is a riot, and I thought Europe had a complicated history of power struggles.
~Baby Magicstar

The Main Characters

Queen Seraphia
Anyway, just OBEY.

Queen Roswita
*and while everyone is fighting, Roswita - who's the real person Sera wanted to fight against -
peacefully reads her book of Gaelic culture and plays her tin whistle in the meadow...*


plotting with Wavedancer (disguised as a frog)

Cougarkittyn, the Royal Magician
Brilliant, I'm Brilliant, I say!!!

General Nussekanin (former Royal Spy & Major Babe)
Fighting and violence is a very effective way to get what you want.

Wavedancer, the Sea Witch (see Roswita's picture)
What is pony land coming to? War isn't pretty I guess...

Swiftwind, the undead bother
I SHALL RETURN!

SailorSaturn, the Royal Torturer
Hey wait? What does that have to do with torture? And why am I putting leiderhosen on this monkey?

The History

1.) Queen Seraphia declares to be the true heir of the throne. Cougarkittyn decides to follow her and
becomes the Royal Magician. A party of jealous enemies forms - the former Queen Roswita and
Wavedancer, the Sea Witch. She transforms Swiftwind into "the most beautiful flying unicorn with
crystal armour adorned with jewels of the rainbow", and so he joins the enemies of the throne.
A long, cruel war follows.

2.) Magic and brutal force are being used in this battle, but both parties seem to be at the same level of
strength. Swiftwind is killed several times but stubbornly refuses to die. The Royal Army desperately tries
to fight Wavedancer, who hides at the bottom of the sea. The former Queen Roswita hides away and
watches the whole thing from a safe distance. SailorSaturn gets the job of the Royal Torturer.
Sycha, a mysterious person, suddenly comes out of nowhere and casts a couple of nasty spells
on the Royal Kingdom and all its inhabitants -

#1 The Pissy Spell

Sycha clears her throat as she watches the ongoings with great interest, the thought running through
her mind. "Which side to aid," she chuckles softly, "But of course, the side I always aid. My own!!"

Sycha raises her right arm, a loud thundering of hooves can be heard as thousands and thousands of
smoozy baby glories, soaked with mold and spots come running from behind Sycha.

"A PLAGUE!! A PLAGUE OF SMOOZE ON BOTH YOUR HOUSES!!"

She sends the smoozy babies trampeling towards the waters of the seapony
and her cohorts, then turns to Seraphia, bowing ellegantly.

"And for you, oh highest of high. A present only a queen could love"

Sycha raises her left arm, the same trampling can be heard as thousands of drink and wet babies
come hurdling for the Queen and her subjects.

"After them My babies! Run and pee merrily!! Leave no one untouched!!!!"
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

#2 The BBE Spell

DARN!! FOILED AGAIN!!
Which freaks now should I unleash onto the kingdom... The animal friends perhaps?...
No, no, not yet, Perhaps those in the bait barn... To drastic, must think about this carefully,
AHHA the boys! No no, to easily distacted by a pretty tail.. I know!!!

*With another wave of her hand Sycha summons a horde of BBE baby baits.
From the ground the emerge, symbols rubbed, eyes rusted, zombies of what used to be.
A special one, baby heart throb comes slowly creeping towards the line of babies.
What looks to be the ear of lickety split is attached to her behind with some sort of
modeling compound. Sycha places a hand between HT's ears.*

Not you my lovey, you are a special case.

MInions! Get me my sceptor!

*Little imps return to their master handing her a sceptor. Attached to a beautiful jeweled staff is the head
of what might have once been LIckety Split, hair waving in the wind to reveal a missing ear and the ring
around her neck gone*

To the castle my BBE freaks! Eat them out of house and home! But beware of your Drink N Wet sisters,
if they explode, it won't be pretty!

#3 The He-Man Spell

Sycha Begins pacing back and forth as she see's the army of megans, or rather HEARS them and thier
making their way over the ridge.

"What to do, what to do! I thought for sure the BBE army would have taken them out.
Blasted scienticfic technology. I surely didn't expect this... Megans..
An army, what kind of sick and twisted people are we dealing with. Well Two can play at that"

"Send out the army of talking ponies! The one's with the jammed boxes that never stop! With their incestant demands of combing their hair, th queen will have no choice but to obey!!!"

"But what about those megans.... hrmmm I KNOW!!!"

AN ARMY OF HE-MAN will keep those cute little girls flirting and distracted with his manly ways and bulging muscles. And while we're at it send for his sister, should they choose to bring around that nasty little Dannyboy.
And bring the cats! They should enjoy a tasty meal of Molly's.

3.) The war rages on. Nussekanin turns her back on the Royals and joins the enemy forces.

But no more miss nice Pony, I am tired of this crap job and the incredabilly low pay (absolutely nothing),
so I am turning in to ***SuperduperNusseKanin***

*Shouts: KANINPRISMPOWER!* ::Beautyful transformation::

Well, Queen Seraphia! It is payback time!!

The Royal Magician sees a terrible fate in her magical crystal ball.

Oh, queen Seraphia, royal pain in the butt that you are, I see much revolting in the ranks.

4.) Nussekanin can be convinced to return to the true Queen and gets the position of the Royal Spy.
With joined forces Swiftwind can finally be killed. Several attempts are being made to lure Wavedancer
out of the sea but all fail; instead Wavedancer sneezes a magical sneeze and the entire kingdom
must stay in bed for a while. Lots of advertisment is made for the Royal Army - the Queen is in need
for soldiers. "Her Highness Wants You" signs are being put up all over the kindgom by Nussekanin.

5.) Nussekanin is now known as General Nussekanin and becomes the leader of an army of rabies rabbits.
A big party is being celebrated, for it is the Queen's Royal Birthday. Friends and foes get together in the
Royal Palace. The Royal Magician does a wonderful job in mixing cocktails and creating perfect specimen
of male human beings. Starshine becomes the Royal Historian.
It seems that Wavedancer has been scared away.

Hehe.. *laughs her evil Royal Laughter* Now all together!
CHICK-EN CHICK-EN CHICK-EN!
Royal Cheerleader, do the chicken dance!

Rah, rah, sis boom bah!
Wavedancer 's a chicken,
Wavedancer 's a fowl.
Wavedancer is gonna lose-
She's scared of Sera's growl!

6.) Nussekanin secretly takes over the throne and announces to officially be the new Queen.

That throne looks comfy...
and I am sure that crown over there will fit me perfect!

Seraphia, the true Queen, seems to be on vacation. But in an unexpected moment, both the Queen
and her Royal Magician return and let their enemies shiver with fear!

7.) Nussekanin hires Baby WindChime and makes her the Driver of the Pink Tank. The cruelties of war seem
to be over and are replaced by a private battle between the Royals and the Rabies.

8.) Roswita and Queen Seraphia grab their weapons for another (hopefully final) battle. The tricks of an elfic
bow and arrow will have to face the cruel power of a sharp blade.

Roswita vs Seraphia

The war still rages on! See for yourself!
The MLPTP Wars

Special notes

Swiftwind dies - not?

Death #1

Okay, let's settle this right now.
*click-clack*
*aims at swift wind*
Wo-hoo! Swiftie! Over here!

*BOOOOOOOOOM*

*puts the gun aside*
Whoa, what a shot. Any further questions, anyone?
Someone call the Royal Cleaning Service please!

Death #2

*opens the Royal Ordnance Depot* Now.. who ya gonna call!?
*click-clack*
Meet the power of the Royal Bazooka with the special ghost catching feature!

Swiftwinds remains are stored in an authentic ghostbuster's containment unit.
*seals the containment center for an eternity with a COMPLETELY UNSEALABLE seal* lol

Death #3

I hear an annoying little fly buzzing around.

*gets out the flyswatter*
*smack*

There squashed him.