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History of What's New


(February 6th, A.D. 2007, 5:43 PM) The greatest Phil Discoveries documentary has arrived. It is called:
Kill Phil
Watch it. Now.


(January 25th, A.D. 2007, 12:51 PM) The Movie That Will Change Your Life. Forever. Has Finally. Arrived.
Untitled, The Not-Meriting-A-Title Movie
Experience The Experience.


(January 22nd, A.D. 2007, 4:32 PM) From an email to Marc O'Bohan by Sean Henry,
IMPORTANT MESSAGE
is a Various Article you will not want to miss.


(January 20th, A.D. 2007, 8:34 PM) Experience the experience. The trailer for:
Untitled, The Not-Meriting-A-Title Movie
The movie is pretty much a combination unfinished projects put together to make something...unlike any other.


(November 3rd, A.D. 2006, 2:13 AM) There's now a new video in the Hit List page:

We finally filmed enough footage to put together somewhat of a trailer for the movie. Oh, and Marc, great news! A publisher wants to review our book. How sweet is that?!


(October 29th, A.D. 2006, 12:43 AM) There's now a new video under Horror (yes!) called: Soulless, a movie you'll find very scary...unless you're soulless! And while I'm typing, I might as well mention that the contest movie, Pathological Liar, did not win the contest. BOO! Yea I know...sucks. The video that won wasn't even that great. Our video definitely should have beaten it...but oh well.


(October 16th, A.D. 2006, 12:43 AM) There's now a new video under Comedy called: The Boondock Fans, a Boondock Saints spoof (NO DISRESPECT INTENDED!)


(September 24th, A.D. 2006, 8:59 PM) There's now a new video under Comedy called: Pathological Liar, a contest entry video!


(September 19th, A.D. 2006, 1:51 PM) Our second and latest musical, Gansta Camelot, is now complete and on the site.


(September 11th, A.D. 2006, 10:58 PM) There is now, as I'm sure you've noticed by now, a searchbar at the top of the homepage. This will make it easier, hopefully, to get from here to there on the site, or to find things you do not know where to look for.

(September 11th, A.D. 2006, 7:43 PM) God bless America ... and God curse the terrorists! Today, five years after the horrible day that claimed the lives of so many Americans, I have changed the homepage somewhat ... again, and, also, Tavern Talk.

(September 9th, A.D. 2006, 7:26 PM) Witty Banter is complete. More words of wisdom will be added to it over time. Also, the homepage and other pages as well are undergoing minor changes. Which you shall soon be able to see.

(September 6th, A.D. 2006, 5:39 PM) There's a lot new stuff now. The Homepage, as you can see, has been changed. So will the Contact page. And also, there's a new page called "WITTY BANTER", which will be ready soon.

(August 18th, A.D. 2006, 12:00 AM) Due to public opinion (actually, more like company opinion) the documentary "The Explanation" has been switched to "offline", meaning: you won't be able to watch it, for it doesn't exist on this site...for now. You can thank Marc (a pile of dumb) and Mike (a pile of DUMBER dumb) for this vetoing action.

(August 15th, A.D. 2006, 8:43 PM) The first--and, most likely, last--serious documentary we'll ever produce is now on the site. It's called: "The Explanation." The reason I made it was because some annoying athiests on www.youtube.com started bashing religion and Creative Design. This would counter their argument.

(July 28th, A.D. 2006, 7:53 PM) Our third Old School Video, Battle of the Worlds, is now on the site. It's a science-fiction thriller, a type of movie I normally like, with this film as an exception. But, compared with most of our other videos, Battle of the Worlds is actually quite exceptional.

(July 12th, A.D. 2006, 8:29 PM) At last! You can now see them...the Old School Videos...the movies we filmed before Armed and Dangerous Productions even existed. A whole new section in Movies is dedicated to them...the section is called: "Old School Videos." Unfortunately[question mark], not all the old movies are on the site yet, but soon they shall be.

(July 11th, A.D. 2006, 6:20 PM) This day I've decided to add a counter to the homepage. For those of you considered professionals in the ways of ignorance, a counter is a box with numbers in it that counts how many times people have visited the web page the counter is on. So you can now see the amount of times people have been on www.knightstavern.com from this day forth.

(July 10th, A.D. 2006, 12:51 PM) There's now a new movie section in Movies. There might be those who call it: "Keltic Khos Kombat Kings", but I don't know why they would call it that, 'cause it's title -- "MUSICALS" -- is clear to be seen. You never know though. The reason for this section coming into creation is that I thought the Irish Jew Music Video didn't really fit in Smiting Shillelagh. So it's now under Musicals.

(July 9th, A.D. 2006, 5:59 PM) Go to Armed and Dangerous, then to Movies, then to Action, then to Hit List...you'll by then notice a lot of change, including with the Hit List trailer--now a teaser. Oh yea! And while I'm typing this, I might as well mention, in case you didn't know by now, that the Unsung Heroes, The Cursed Land battle scene has gone through some changes also.

(July 3rd, A.D. 2006, 1:46 PM) A new movie there is under documentaries. There are those who call it.................................................................................................................Cat Philosophy.

(June 29th, A.D. 2006, 12:04 PM) Some people think we went a little over the top when we created Immortal Kombat. But that is nothing compared with REALITY KOMBAT. Watch it now.

(June 19th, A.D. 2006, 7:46 PM) There's a new movie under Comedies [what else would be new?]. It is called "The Irish Wake". Not as Irish as it could have been, but oh well.

(June 17th, A.D. 2006, 12:51 PM) And now the moment you've all been waiting for...IT has arrived...the IT you MIGHT have spent hours dreaming of...the IT you probably have NOT spent hours dreaming of...yes, that IT! 'What is that IT' you say? I'll tell you what the IT is. The IT is the ingeniously special music video to The Irish Jew. To watch it, simply go to Smiting Shillelagh and play The Irish Jew. You won't want to miss it...well, maybe you will...but watch it anyway!

(June 1st, A.D. 2006, 9:43 PM) A new song has just arrived at Smiting Shillelagh. Pretty much it's a spoof on rap songs. Its music video is soon to follow.

(June 1st, A.D. 2006, 11:50 PM) Road Kill, the most meaningful, contemplative, and utterly pointless animated feature ever created, has just been put on the site. Watch it. You'll forget who you are. Yes. It is that memorable.

(May 30th, A.D. 2006, 2:27PM) Finally, it is now on the site! Yes, Remeber the Bagpipes, our lengthiest production so far. Unfortunately, due to the movie's length, I had to reduce its quality...like, not just a lot of its quality, but a FREAKIN' lot of its quality. But at least the movie's on the site. Despite its poor quality, it is still rather amusing...in our typical horrendous way.

(May 24th, A.D. 2006, 12:59 PM) As you were probably already made aware, the site was sort of offline for a bit. The site is now back up and (as you've probably seen) very different. There's a lot to the site and a lot more to come.

(May 5th, A.D. 2006, 2:42 PM) Yes, a new movie! Actually, it's more like a trailer...maybe 'cause it is a trailer. But anyway, yea, watch it...the trailer to our unfinished film called: "Hit List", the biggest rip off of Boondock Saints ever produced.

(April 23rd, A.D. 2006, 10:36 PM) A new, somewhat-high-quality video..."Immortal Kombat: Leprechaun Vs. Karate Kommy"! See it, mortal.

(March 31st, A.D. 2006, 7:30 PM) See it for yourself...it's from another world. "Immortal Combat". Go to Movies.

(March 31st, A.D. 2006, 6:41 PM) List of casulties: "Behind the Scenes/Outtakes"--deleted Friday, today. "Special Effex1 and 2"--both deleted Friday, today. "The Few...the Proud"--deleted Friday, today.

(March 30th, A.D. 2006, 1:09 PM) Explore, uncover, discover the world's greatest mysteries ... ... with Phil. Go to "Phil Discoveries, INC" in Movies. Do it, do it now!

(March 29th, A.D. 2006, 1:15 PM) I've decided to delete the clip: "Tic-Tac-Throe". It just had to go.

(March 28th, A.D. 2006, 6:52 PM) "Remember the Bagpipes!"...so was the battle cry of the Homeschool Tabernacle sports league thing. Consequently, it is also the name of our latest and longest movie. Unfortunately, due to its abnormal length and high quality video, this movie will not be displayed on the site...or at least for now. However, under Movies, we DO HAVE a trailer for it. We also plan to sell VHS copies of the movie soon. But, until then, you'll just have to make do with the trailer.

(March 15th, 2006, 6:52 PM) A new movie. YES! This one is our longest production so far. It is called: "The Other Born Stupidity". Unlike the cartoon, this one is not a cartoon (as we originally planned), and it contains the whole story...or at least the story so far. The cartoon version is divided up into episodes...this one is not.

(March 3rd, 2006, 12:33 AM) There is now a new clip under Movies called: "Mail Order Cat2"! Its almost better than the first. Also, there is now a new article in Various Articles called: "Ducks, Inventors of the Toilet". In it, you will find the answers to all of life's mysteries . . .

(March 3rd, 2006, 12:32 AM) I've decided to write the dates for all comments henceforth.

At last! We have finally recorded some songs for our band Smiting Shillelagh! Go listen to them . . . just do it . . . do it now!

And now, there is a new movie under movies! It is called "Vision". It's actually a horror movie. Most of the movie is serious, with the exception that there is a slight spelling error in the ending credits, but that's not bad...by our standards. You should see it, that is, if you want a nightmare. Mwa Ha Ha!

Fans[question mark], the web address "www.armedanddangerous.tk" no longer works for this site, but the official address "www.knightstavern.com" now officially wotks! Also, in our homepage, the "Knights Tavern" page, there's now a section called "Tavern Talk" where you can post comments or read posted comments. We'd like to hear what you have to say (or not), so say it, or at least write it. Thank you.