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Why did 18 become a human?
Answer: So they won't have to cyber...................................................I hope you get it

What has white hair and sticks straight up in the air.
answer: a blond chick having a bad hair day.

goku after fight with furiza: the legend is true my hair isn't the only thing that gold!

Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Kame Hame.
Kame Hame Who?
Don't you threaten me.

Teacher: Goku! Quite DOWN!!!!!
Goku to Krillin: Spirit Bomb or kamehameha" wisper"
Krillin to Goku:Kamehameha don't want ta flunk ya you already are" wisper"

Who's the most feared person in Dragon Ball Z?
Chi-Chi

Bulma: Sure Goku you & ChiChi can come over Saturday Night.
Vegeta: Bulma Saturday's our SPECIAL Night SPECIAL.

Q: Whats green, purple, white, yellow, blue and is melting?
A: Cell in Gohan's Kamehamaha.

Why did Krillin wish the exploseves were removed from 18?
So she couldent kill herself after they got married.

Q: What did Goku say to Mr.Satan
A: You red headed devil

Q:What is Goku's special attack?
A: eating

Trunks: dad are you gay?
vigeta: well son what makes you think that?
Trunks: I saw you fusing with goku.

Goku was In Satan City on a hot summer day, and Chi-Chi and him both got laptop computers, He decided to E-Mail her, unfortunately he left out a few letters and it went to Bulma, Over at Bulma's House, Bulma's crying because Vegeta died the day before, then her computer went (In that annoying voice), You've got Mail. She read it, shreiked, then fainted, Her Dad walked in and said why did you scream like that? Bulma says, Read the E-mail (The accidental one from Goku). So he did, It said

Dearest Wife, I'm preparing for Your arrival tomorrow
Love, Your Husband
PS:: Sure is hot down here

Q: What did Frieza come back as after robotic Frieza?
A: Tupperware Frieza!

you know youve been watching too much dbz if you go u to the school bully and yell kaioh ken time 5 and then get the crap kicked out of you

one day Vegeta's trainin' on sum wierd planet (who knows where). He gets real frustrated and decides he can't take it anymore so he just says "THAT'S IT! I'm getting my hair bleached!"

One day krillin got really sick. so gohan and goku took him in to the doctors. after examining krillin he walks up to goku and askes, " He has no nose how does he smell?" Goku replied ( with a smirk on his face), " Awful I'm his room mate."

At saint peter's gate , Android 18 asked "Where am I going?Because I am not living.I don't even know how I got here ?"
Then saint peter responded "Android 18 , ......uh-hu.Your going to android hell."
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT!!!!!!Where is that ?What is it like?"
Then saint peter replied"The place is surrounded by inefficient stupid software.It is an evil place known as the MACINTOSH FACTORY"
"NOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO!!! PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........."

One day bulma went out for a walk and vegita had to make his own 
breakfast. "SERVANT WOMAN!!!!"he screamed at bulma,"Make me my breakfast!"
"I'm going on a walk. Shouldn't a sayain prince be able to make 
breakfast?"replied bulma
"Of course...........not."
"Well too bad , Find out how. As a matter of fact , just put a 
piece of bread in the toaster and push the button.I'll be back in an hour or 
so . bye!"
Vegita stared at the toaster and grabbed a slice of bread .
"I don't know why I put up with her.Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.Maybe if I ..... 
OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!STUPID %%$#^$# OF A TOASTER!I'll just pop the bread in."
5 minutes later.....
"WHAT!? Why is the bread black? And ............. BURNING!!!!! 
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW AHHHHHHH! 
(Vegeta is running around in a circle with a piece of burning toast in his 
hand)Vegeta got REALLY made and yelled "YOU STUPID TOASTER!!!"Then he 
powered up a final flash and BOOOM!!!!!!The house exploded.
Bulma then looked back and yelled "VEGETA!!!" she then raced back to 
the house and asked what had happened.
"Well I , uh I got mad and uhhh."
"You can't even make toast?"
"Umm.no."
"WELL , your fixing it."
"FIX IT?IT GOT OBLITERATED!!!"
"THEN BUILD , A NEW ONE!!"
Vegita tried and tried. he couldn't do it.Then 8 hours later , the 
house exploded again.

KRILLIN:GOKU WHATS A KAMEHAMEHA?
GOKU:DO YOU WANT A EXAMPLE?!

One day Tien and Yamcha were both staring at the last Senzu Bean and they were both beat up severely. Tien looked at Yamcha. Tien says, "Let's play a joke.....whoever has the best joke wins....and gets the Senzu Bean." Yamcha replied, "O.K."
Tien: "Knock Knock"
Yamcha: "Who's there."
Tien: "Solar......"
Yamcha: "Solar who?"
Tien: "SOLAR FLARE!" Tien uses Solar Flare on Yamcha and grabs the last Senzu and eats it. Tien walks off fully restored while Yamcha stands there rubbing his eyes for a good 4 hours.

What you think of when you see these names...

Goku - Tofu ^-^ yummy... not really, but oh well...
Chi Chi - lets not go there o.o;... a poodle's name or one of those robotic animals
Trunks - hunk, or swimming trunks of course... ((it's a sad, sad day when your name is a clothing item... ))
Goten - uh... go ten miles? o.O doesn't make sense, I know, but... that's all I could think of ^^;
Vegeta - Vegetables, duh! -.o
Master Roshi - coach roaches /) (\ ewwww....
Buu - BOO! =P
Piccolo - A PICCOLO! WHAT ELSE?! >< you know, the musical instrument o.o;... sometimes I think of pickles o.O
Mr. Po Po - Po Po the teletubbie O.O;.... eeeeeee x.x .....
Bubbles - Who wants to name a monkey Bubbles? o.o;... Mr. Bubbles! XD the bubble brand... and the power puff girl o.O
Bura - a bra XP... and no people, it's BURA not Bra -.o
Pan - a frying pan o.o;... or maybe those peanut butter cups, mmm ^^
Yamcha - reminds me of a ... uh.... some kind of musical instrument for some reason o.o;... or uh... some greeting in foreign language XD
Tien - makes me think of a # in Spanish o.O ....
Cell - the name says it all o.o;....
Krillin - those little tiny fishy things in the sea o.o; called krill...
Gohan - uh...um... can't think of one for him ^-^;

Q: What could the Great Saiyaman be mistaken for?
A: The Sandman! ^^P cheesy, I know...

Kat: ((my made up character for myself ^^ , Goku's daughter )) *rings the doorbell*
Bulma: *Opens the door* Hello o.o;...
Kat: Uh, yeah... do you think I could borrow some trunks?
Goten: Hurry up, Kat! Being butt naked in public is bad for my reputation! O.O *Hiding behind a bush*
Kat: Reputation, yeah right -.-;...
Bulma: Yeah, hold on a sec >.>;... *Shuts the door*
Trunks: Uh, hi o.o;... *Opens the door*
Kat: *Thinks: Oh, great... Bulma thought I meant Trunks o.o;...* Hi, Trunks ^-^;...
Trunks: Did you want to see me or something? o.O
Kat: Well, I... uh...
Trunks: *Grins* I can understand why...
Kat: O.O ... no, it's not like that... you see...
Trunks: You do know I'm single, right? o.o;
Kat: Yeah, but >.>;...
Goten: Hurry up! I'm freezing! x.x
Kat: uh heheheh ^^;... you see, Trunks... we were going to the swimming pool down the street and some kind of weird animal attacked Goten and stole his swimming trunks o.o;.. and, uh... that's all he was wearing, and we need to borrow some -.-;
Trunks: o.o;... *Silence* Great excuse...
Kat: I'm serious! It's not an excuse x.x
Animal: o.o;... > ) *Spots Goten again* *Attacks him*
Goten: AHHHHHHH! O.O; I'M BEING ATTACKED AGAIN! *Runs around*
Trunks: *Sees Goten* Oh my God o.o;... *Shuts the door*
Kat: Waiiiiiiit! What about the swimming trunks? > /
Trunks: *Talks through the mail slot* Next time tell Goten he needs to actually wash them before he puts them on o.o;... because apparently he had honey all over them... that's why he's being attacked...
Kat: I don't get it ?.? ....

Goten: AHHHHH! O.O *Jolts up* *Looks around* >.>;... <.<;... it was only a dream -.-;
Trunks: *Passes by his room* Are you ok, Goten? o.o;...
Goten: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! O.O *Jumps out the window* I never want to hear the word trunks ever again x.x...
Trunks: o.o;... *Shrugs*