Frequently Asked Questions / Filler for the Page
- Who are you guys anyways?
- Why do you host Olympics?
- How many do you have? What are the logistics?
- Why are there clouds in the background?
- How do we get involved in such a lovely event?
Hey there, ladies and gents. Since the rebirth of the JELLO Brothers a few years ago, we have honored our history and our unity by hosting special events...the JB Olympics.
Answers to Frequently Asked Questions:
1.) We are the JELLO Brothers. If you're this far into the site and don't know yet, backtrack a bit. And PAY ATTENTION THIS TIME!!!
2.) Ah, a good question. We host the Olympics mainly as a way of uniting and having a good time. There's always a good energy, and a good time had by all. Plus prizes.
3.) That's two questions. Hmmm. Okay, first things last. The logistics are: planning, getting food and drink and materials for the events, inviting, having people sign up for events. Usually we try to get as many members as possible to attend. Usually 20-30 members actually attend. And how many? We've had 3 thus far, and we're in preliminary planning for the 4th, coming up early this summer.
4.) Why clouds? Because blue skies and white fluffy clouds are the optimal weather for the Olympics! Bah! Bad weather postponed the 2nd Olympics three times!!
5.) How do you get involved? Easy. Mail us! We are easy to contact!
So, that's the schpiel. Any questions, comments, concerns, quandaries, quibbles, conundrums? Moo.

One special note: every Olympics, one Grand Champion Knight of the JELLO Brothers is chosen. Here, now, for your edification, are the Grand Champion Knights from the past Olympics...
Olympics 1998
Kama Sutra
For extreme spirit and great JELLOcity
Olympics 1999
Aggroman
For devotion and organizational excellence
Olympics 2000
Jimmy Di Wolf, A Barroom Hero
For awesome JELLO spirit, in the face of the Beatdown Corner
Pages for Each Event!! (note, 3rd olympics link not active)
First JELLO Olympics, Nov. 1, 1998.
Second JELLO Olympics, March 28, 1999.
Third JELLO Olympics, May 21, 2000.
Email: kingofsuede@hotmail.com