TRUE STORY #58

Walking Through Walls

As I was leaving the bathroom today, in a great hurry, I pulled an asshole move. I was in my usual stall and I know based on habit that in order to exit the stall, I must slide the lock over to the right and push. However, I did not do this. In fact, I don't know exactly how I managed to do this one, or why, but I failed to execute those moves in the correct order. Instead, I somehow managed to skip a move or two, thus resulting in me walking and slamming into the door. It was amusing, none the less. I was alone and I got a pretty damned good laugh out of it.

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