Occurred Yesterday from 2:30-5:00 PM

After almost a year of really bad pains, I thought I would go to the doctors. See, for the longest time, I had thought that my periods were bringing on some hardcore PMS and it was like pre-present-post menstrual syndrome. So as the pains got worse, I finally went in to get them checked out.

The first thing the doctor told me was that I would hafta take a pregnancy test. What? Moi? Pregnant? Not possible! But I did it anyway cos they were checking for bladder infections or other things as well. So I go into the bathroom and I pee in the cup. That was a blast!

From there, I drop the results off at the lab and I am instructed to go get an x-ray of my innards. So I do that and return with my photos to the doctor. She calls me out to look at them and in her soft little Asian lady voice she says, "You have too much poo poo." I start laughing and asking her if I can keep my x-ray or if she could put this in writing. It was too good to be true! So it was a fun day at the doctors and almost worth the 3 hours I spent waiting there to get all that crap done.