Green Pee

August 31, 2001

All day long…

TRUE STORY #51

(yes, its gotten that far!!!)

So today I go pee and to my horror, it was neon green. Like, toxic waste green. Glowing green. Imagine having a glow stick, breaking it in half and spilling the contents into the toilet… that color green. Chartruse like that one Gatorade. I was worried. But I thought it was cos I didn’t have too much to drink, so I drank some water and later on in the day I peed again and gasp! It was still green! I went online and was looking everywhere for what could have caused this colorful urine. Bladder infection? Sickness? Anything? No… the answer was simple…

My coworker gave me some multi-vitamins earlier in the day and when I had retraced my steps of what I ate in the day to a friend, they said, the vitamins did it. I asked my coworker and she concured. So there ya go kids! It was all in the vitamins. I thought they’re supposed to help you, not scare you!!!

*My coworker said, "Oh, you poor deprived thing!" to the fact that I didn’t know vitamins could do this.*

THE END!!!