TRUE STORY #4
THE FALL
*This is one of my all time favorite stories!!!*
Ok, so once upon a time ago at work, I got there like REALLY EARLY (I mean like at 7:47 AM...
after coming from the San Fernando Valley and going out to Santa Monica... it's like an hour
drive...) So, I need to give you a bit of a set up to this story before I procede... Here goes:
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The previous night and nights before, I had been going to sleep late for reasons or another. I
think I only had like 12 hours of sleep for the whole Monday-Friday week. So, like by the time
Friday came, I felt like a quitter. On this occasion, after I went to work, I clocked in and busted
an OTC poop but it wasn like
not all there, i.e. I had morning constipation (I'm guessing from lack of food???) So, like i'm in
there for quite a while and I figure, "Eh, I'll just sorta crouch over and try to catch up on some
sleep." Bad idea. I fell asleep and like a few minutes later, I busted one of those "falling in your
sleep moves", and you know how you always twitch or something to reassure yourself it's just a dream?
Well, I did that... I also wound up falling OFF the toilet on to the floor, landing on my hands and
kneew... I then woke up and thanked God that nobody else was in there!!!
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