TRUE STORY #3
"This Bathroom Is Gross!"
So, I go to the bathroom at Wal-Mart (out in Valencia) and some people come in. I hear someone
say, "These bathrooms are gross!" in a redneck-esque tone. I look under the stall to see some Keds
with fat feet bursting out. I guess this thing was with a kid or somethign cos like it said, "These
bathrooms are gross!" again, as if expecting a reply. So, I say "YEAH!" in a high pitched kid-like
tone. Then, like I start laughing. Wait! It gets better!!! Then homegirl starts farting and she took
a crap!!! So like, I thought it was funny andI laughed real loud and she could tell I was laughing at her,
so I left before she could see who was laughing. So after, I stalk her and see her, to my surprise,
the crapping gassy maiden turned out to be none other than an over weight redneck with a
femme-mullet and stone washed jeans! YAY!!!
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