TRUE STORY #37
Crack Whore
Poop On Floor
The day was spontaneous. There was nothing to do, so I suggested to Lori that we drive out to County Line and go to Neptune's Net for some fresh shrimp. Burgers were getting old and both of us were up for a drive. We ordered a pound of shrimp and shared it. Then, when we finished, we got back in the Nova and headed back to the valley. After we hit the second tunnel on Kanan Rd. , Lori feared she'd run outta gas and we'd be stuck out there. Fortunately, we made it back to the 101 on-ramp where there was an Arco station and some fast food joints. Lori got gas and I went to go pee. The door was locked, so I went to the attendant figuring it needed a key. Turns out it didn't. So, I go back and wait... and wait... and wait. Then, I go back to the Nova and sit down to wait cos my bladder feels like it'll burst any second if I stand any longer. Finally, I see this strung out looking blonde with ratty hair and too shabby of clothes to be seen in Augora Hills walk out to a man in a truck. I figure she's just some crack whore and I go in to pee. I place down the seat cover and scootch some of the paper towels on the floor over a bit to make myself more comfortable. To my surprise, under the paper towels was a fresh turd I had no idea how or why it was down there but assumed it had something to do with the crack whore. At that moment, i finished my business and left to re-tell of my accounts to Lori. the rest of the way home, I was bummed that I didn't have a camera, cos it woulda made a great picture!!!
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