TRUE STORY #36
The Little Turd That Could
(But Didn't Wanna)
Once upon a time, there was a little turd. He didn't feel like coming out to play. So, his mama pushed him outside into the swimming hole. Then, his mama followed him. But this little turd, he had a baby brother who was more stubborn than he was. His baby brother did NOT want to go swimming. Nu-uh... He kept running inside every time the door would open. The door was starting to stop working cos it had been opening and closing so much. Finally, the door told the baby turd, "Look here, see? Your mama and brother are waiting for you. Now you get outside or I'll do you in for life!" The door then opened nice and big. The baby turd must have been scared outta his wit cos he ran out that door so fast to join his mama and brother.
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