TRUE STORY #38
The Exorcism
I'll admit, I don't get out much. So, it wasn't until earlier this year that I saw the Exorcist for the first time. (Oddly, I made a very accurate parody of it a year or so earlier,
The Mexorcist .Go fig.) Anyway, it was me, Lori, Katrina, and Katrina's mom at her mom's house out in Littlerock, Ca. Just as the credits began to role, I annonced "I release the demons of my ass!!!" Then, I lifted my leg and ripped a fart big enough to blow Lori off the couch. While that didn't actually happen, I'll admit it was a mad ass fart. Everyone made their usual commments of disgust. But me... I said, "It sounded like demons wailing!!!" They all laughed at that one. I dunno. My fart had multiple tones to it... Anyways, it was great. So was the Exorcist...
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