TRUE STORY #35
2- Minute Hero
This is a story about going poop before going home from work ever so eloquently set to the tune of THE SELECTER's "Three Minute Hero":
They ask you if you're alright
You say you think so...
But all the time you know, you gotta go...
It's 5 PM and you're on your way home
But there's just one stop you're gonna make before you go...
2-Minute Hero末
I wanna be...
2-Minute Hero末
I gotta pee...
2-Minute Hero末
I wanna be a 2-Minute Hero!!!
Sittin on the pisser末
You start to think.
Why you made DrPepper your favorite drink.
Your asshole splits as you feel it start to roll
As the tiny little chunks fall into the bowl...
2-Minute Hero末
I wanna be...
2-Minute Hero末
I gotta pee...
2-Minute Hero末
I wanna be a 2-Minute Hero!!!
I gotta pee... I gotta pee... I'm gonna be...
A 2-MINUTE HERO!!!
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