TRUE STORY #34
Men Only!
A Few Times I Went In The Men's Room...
Story 1
This one time I was at Taco Bell on Ventura and Hazeltine and I went to go pee. I waited in line for the women's room and this stupid bitch with like ten million kids goes to the bathroom and is taking forever. So I wait... Then, I'm like, ok, she's gonna make me get some sorta bladder problem, so I book it to the men's room. Someone goes to use it and I finish. This guy looks at me and I say, "Hey, I had to go" and he sees the line at the women's bathroom and shrugs his shoulders in a "whatever floats your boat " kinda way.
Story 2
I was like 15 or something * and I was at the theatre when I had to pee. It was mid movie, so the bathrooms weren't full. I walked in and no one was inside. I finished and left just as some other movie was getting out. I remeber this little black kid pointing at me and asking his dad, "Why'd she go into that bathroom?" and all these people looke dand I noticed I walked outta the men's room. Go fig.
* Note that being 15 is such an awkward age for guys and girls and like everything you do gets noticed by others, moreso the bad stuff. It affects you later on in life... it really does...
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