TRUE STORY #24
The Big Bee
Ok, so we were going to the beach and this bee flies in and lands on my stomach. I'm allergic to bees. So, I'm screaming "THERES A BEE ON ME!!! THERES A BEE ON ME!!!" (Or as Lori recalls "BEE ON ME!! BEE ON ME!!") And like no one hears me scream cos the music is all loud, right? So, I'm still screaming this all frantically (while I take a picture, cos it'll last longer!!!) Finally, Katrina hears me and she attempts to help by 1) getting a screw driver out of the glove compartment and she'll "stab" the bee. I disapprove of that method fearing my safety. 2) She pulls out strawberry air freashener like it's some sorta bee repellant and it will kill the bee. This she even realized was dumb as she laughed at what she did. FInally, Lori pulls over, Katrina opens the door an the bee flys off into the sunset. I was red from panic, they were red from laughter.
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