TRUE STORY #23
BUM BUM
The Story of a Bum and His Butt
Once upon a today at work, I was venturing the streets of Santa Monica. The day was Wednesday, so that meant it was the "Farmer's Market" day. You know, where they block off a couple of streets and local farmers bring out their produce to sell to eager consumers? Well, I was checking it out with my mom, when I saw something that made me VERY happy. It was a bum. He was picking up soe food-looking trash in the center of 3rd St. and Arizona. I think he either ate or stored his findings. But that's not hat made me happy, no. No, no, this was far greater! I saw a crack under his jacket. Oh, but there was more than just crack. There was cheek, choad, and hair! Oh, life could only be so grand, right? Right. Lucky me, I happened to have a camera handy, as always, and when the time was right, I got a snap-shot and went on with my lunchly routine. My mom on the other hand did one of those 'I'm walking away from you so people think I don't know you' moves. She was disappointed... but I got a picture of a BUM'S BUTT!!!
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